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[Lagslayer]

Survive on cavern creature meat alone.

WWUD if the humans invaded, and attacked using mirrors reflecting sunlight into the deepest bowels of the fortress?

[TD1]

Look to the mayor, who is surrounded by vomiting dwarves. Mayor says: "Send forth the Urist upon our foes! Let them know our terrible wrath!"
And the dwarves looked to the Urist, and said unto him "Good Urist, wilt thou breaketh those foul mirrors, wielded by our damnable enemy, with thine divine ugliness and beard alone?" And Urist would look upon them with benevolence, and say "Aye" with a toss of his tempestuous beard. Thus the mirrors wilt be broken, and the halls saved.

WWUD if he possessed the divine beard of Armok and was confronted by an elf with a razor?

[klefenz]

No razor is match for the beard of the All Mighty. Upon seeing the beard this elf would have a sudden rush of testosterone in his bloodstream, since testosterone is the most deadly substance for elves it died instantly, however the dead body has grown a short beard do to the hormonal rush.

WWUD if suddenly all elves grew really long beards?

[DogsRNice]

try to assimilate them into the dwarven collective

WWUD if he had a nuke

[blazing glory]

try to assimilate them into the dwarven collective

WWUD if he had a nuke

Dump it and use magma

What would baby Urist do if he saw a baby elf hugging his mini forge

(just came up with a answer to my own question.Grab his toy axe and let nature take it's course)

[klefenz]

klefenz Cancels answer question: Job Item destroyed or lost.


What would Gobbo McSnatch do if his only snatching bag was lost during a faile kidnapping attempt and he didn't have enough money to buy another?

[blazing glory]

klefenz Cancels answer question: Job Item destroyed or lost.


What would Gobbo McSnatch do if his only snatching bag was lost during a faile kidnapping attempt and he didn't have enough money to buy another?

use the hole he has in his stomach that a urist made,to store babys.

WWUD if he had to face a army of gobbos with only a toy axe?

[Duuvian]

Cancel pickup equipment: Getting drink.

What would Urist do in the next version regarding a stone stockpile hauling job involving a wheelbarrow and a ladder?

[Baffler]

Climb up the ladder to get at the stone. Clever Urist drops the rock down on the ground next to the wheelbarrow, loads it in, and hauls it back to the stockpile without incident.

WWUD if nothing unusual happened?

[IronTomato]

Fix that.

WWUD If the militia went Full Retard?

[klefenz]

Going full retard? like when they go to the place an enemy used to be instea of where it is now?, or like when soldiers rush enemies alone instead of going in group? or like when marksdwarves try to hammer enemies because they forgot to pick ammo? or when they dodge into a bottomless pit? thats just business as usual.

WWUD if he discovered the moon was made of cheese, beer and socks?

[Eric Blank]

Immediately come up with an ingenius plan to get there, involving high-pressure magma and an iron round shield.

WWUD if his buddy thought he could propel himself all the way to the moon on an iron shield?

[blazing glory]

Immediately come up with an ingenius plan to get there, involving high-pressure magma and an iron round shield.

WWUD if his buddy thought he could propel himself all the way to the moon on an iron shield?

Replace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could come

WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?

[blazing glory]

What would blazing glory do if he thought this was all bloody funny 

[Lagslayer]

Replace his buddy's iron shield with a bigger one so he could come

WWUD if his buddy wouldn't let him come?

Make glass blocks on repeat until the increased gravity of the planet brings the moon to him.

WWUD if he was mining the moon for it's precious resources, and discovered the HFS (hidden fun socks)?