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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649545 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5505 on: January 08, 2014, 06:38:41 pm »
Eviscerate the giant sperm whale until it bled to death, beat the goblin to death with the carcass, and proclaim himself lord of the blubber.

WWUD if his father sent a squad of axedorfs to haul him off to jail for failing to complete a mandate for slade crafts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5506 on: January 08, 2014, 06:58:45 pm »
Beat the axedorfs over the head with a slade toy.

WWUD if he had a pet llama and he saw a hallway full of repeating upright spear/spikes?
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Gauteamus

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5507 on: January 08, 2014, 08:50:14 pm »
Spit at the llama, turn around, and charge down the hallway.

WWUD if he found himself trapped in an Escheresque fortress?
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highmax28

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5508 on: January 08, 2014, 09:23:39 pm »
Quote from: Gauteamus on January 08, 2014, 08:50:14 pm
Spit at the llama, turn around, and charge down the hallway.

WWUD if he found himself trapped in an Escheresque fortress?
Urist McDwarf cancels drink: lost

WWUD if he watched a giant zombie sperm whale rise from the ocean where his fortress was located?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5509 on: January 08, 2014, 09:34:33 pm »
Run in terror, only to be overtaken by the whale. Perhaps running into the single, open entrance to the fortress wasn't the best idea.

WWUD if he were cornered by a pack of goblin lashers, with nothing but a featherwood training sword?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5510 on: January 09, 2014, 12:09:48 pm »
Turn into Highmax of Necrothreat and kill them all, with the style of Highmax of Fliermanor. That means some of them are missing throats, and his mouth drips with blood....

WWUD if he were in Necrothreat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5511 on: January 09, 2014, 01:04:24 pm »
Nothing.

You visit Necrothreat:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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highmax28

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5512 on: January 09, 2014, 07:38:57 pm »
Quote from: IronTomato on January 09, 2014, 01:04:24 pm
Nothing.

You visit Necrothreat:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

WWUD If DF became a romantic comedy?
Urist cancels drink: getting married x33

WWUD if he was trapped in a scenario of DOOM? (some idiot opened up a portal to hell and he's gotta close it back up)
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5513 on: January 09, 2014, 08:31:09 pm »
Pull out the Big Fucking Gun and blast away!

WWUD if Urist was trapped in a Fortress full of  nine crazed mercenaries?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5514 on: January 09, 2014, 09:14:16 pm »
You mean a fortress of ten crazed mercenaries?

wwud if he could siege other civs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5515 on: January 09, 2014, 09:46:49 pm »
!!Elven Retreat!!

WWUD if he fell down a Penrose staircase?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5516 on: January 09, 2014, 10:05:15 pm »
The spinning Urist collides with the stairs, tearing the reality, and denting the sanity! x99
The spinning Urist collides with the stairs, tearing the reality, and denting the sanity! x99
The spinning Urist collides with the stairs, tearing the reality, and denting the sanity! x99
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WWUD if he was contacted by The Outsider?
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Quote from: Helgoland
Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5517 on: January 10, 2014, 06:05:20 pm »
Blazing glory cancels give good answer:not know what outsider is Urist would allow the outsider to become an insider

WWUD if he saw the god of socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5518 on: January 10, 2014, 08:55:10 pm »
Pledge his undying loyalty to the sock god, in exchange for his blessing. Now, he walks the earth, as Captain Socks! Wherever, whoever, and whatever he happens upon, he metes out sock justice. But, always lurking in the shadows is his arch nemesis, the Slade Gauntlet! For the Slade Gauntlet sows handwear related chaos.

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WWUD he had a bed made of cheese?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5519 on: January 10, 2014, 10:44:32 pm »
Eat it and compmain about sleeping on the rough floor.

wwud if Casper the Friendly ghost?
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