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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649558 times)

IronTomato

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5535 on: January 13, 2014, 04:03:52 pm »
Save it in a barrel.

WWUD If he was a roach?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5536 on: January 14, 2014, 05:54:08 am »
Quote from: IronTomato on January 13, 2014, 04:03:52 pm
Save it in a barrel.

WWUD If he was a roach?

Get killed by a cat and have his corpse brung to a creature with a hairy thing on it's chin

WWUD if a cat brung a roach's corpse to him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5537 on: January 14, 2014, 08:03:20 am »
Urist mcdwarf cancels store item in stockpile: busy praising cat x33

WWUD if there was a race similar to cats except they cleaned everything up but randomly pulled levers?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5538 on: January 14, 2014, 12:30:50 pm »
Farm them, and sell them to the elves, who are unaware of their ability to pull levers. Who knows, those hippies might have orbital magma cannons just like we do.

WWUD If +sock soup+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5539 on: January 14, 2014, 04:25:51 pm »
Sell it at the depot for big bucks, then get hammered when the baron forbids their export as the caravan is leaving.

WWUD if his puppy was accidentally caged and sold to the humans?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5540 on: January 14, 2014, 05:35:20 pm »
Urist cancels quiet contemplation: killing humans

WWUD if a star landed in front of the fortress, leaving a crater with a strange metal lacing it behind and also revealing a warren of tunnels previously unheard of?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5541 on: January 15, 2014, 02:26:57 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 14, 2014, 05:35:20 pm
Urist cancels quiet contemplation: killing humans

WWUD if a star landed in front of the fortress, leaving a crater with a strange metal lacing it behind and also revealing a warren of tunnels previously unheard of?
Strike the earth!

WWUD if she got a cluster headache?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5542 on: January 15, 2014, 03:50:15 pm »
Quote from: Lielac on January 15, 2014, 02:26:57 pm
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 14, 2014, 05:35:20 pm
Urist cancels quiet contemplation: killing humans

WWUD if a star landed in front of the fortress, leaving a crater with a strange metal lacing it behind and also revealing a warren of tunnels previously unheard of?
Strike the earth!

WWUD if she got a cluster headache?
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist is melting! x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
Urist cancels run from magma: headache x99
<insert spam messages until you punch a hole in your very expensive computer monitor/laptop>

WWUD if announcements were disabled?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5543 on: January 15, 2014, 05:12:21 pm »
Die horribly. The overseer had no idea that there was a forgotten beast roving the halls.

WWUD if the elf diplomat demanded the dwarves export steel toys in return for wood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5544 on: January 16, 2014, 02:38:28 am »
The Elf Diplomat has melted.

WWUD if a Magma Crab was lingering around the magma forge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5545 on: January 16, 2014, 04:06:59 am »
He would try to forge something,interrupt this process because he was thristy,go to the booze stock pile and take a drink,finally realize he's on fire so he runs for the river,taking a short cut through the work shops in the work area with all the legendary craftdwarves and such,and die before urist reaches the river so the angry overseer can't even test out his upgraded danger room on urist (Wood is too weak for the military dwarves so the overseer is testing out metal for his upgraded danger room)

WWUD if,after having set fire to the work place and booze stock pile but being saved by the overseer's sprinkler system,the overseer wanted urist to check out his upgraded danger room,just to see what urist thought of it
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5546 on: January 16, 2014, 09:58:05 am »
Urist McDwarf is 39 years old

His upper arm is gone. His lower leg is gone. His jaw is missing. His nose is missing.

Urist is mighty, and doesn't care about anything anymore.

WWUD if he was black knighted? (lost all limbs excluding his head)
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Quote from: mastahcheese on October 03, 2012, 06:13:55 pm
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5547 on: January 16, 2014, 10:09:29 am »
He is Urist, and 'tis but a scratch! He'll bite your legs off! Now you know why you fear the Black Knight!

WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5548 on: January 16, 2014, 03:04:23 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 16, 2014, 10:09:29 am
He is Urist, and 'tis but a scratch! He'll bite your legs off! Now you know why you fear the Black Knight!

WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!

We still in monty python and the holy grail?  ???
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5549 on: January 16, 2014, 04:18:15 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on January 16, 2014, 03:04:23 pm
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on January 16, 2014, 10:09:29 am
He is Urist, and 'tis but a scratch! He'll bite your legs off! Now you know why you fear the Black Knight!

WWUD if he found the holy Grail at the top of Glastonbury Tor. At the top of the Necromancer tower there!

We still in monty python and the holy grail?  ???

No, just the Grail. Though the answer is up to you. This is Glastonbury Tor (Tor means hill)
http://www.themysteryexperience.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/glastonbury.jpg
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