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[Lagslayer]

Hide in the booze stockpile. Certainly, no sane overseer would do something so rash to the fortress's alcohol supply.

WWUD if he discovered a civilization of woodland dwarves, which are like normal dwarves, except they don't like being underground and prefer not to use stone or metal?

[kibaseviltwin]

WWUD if he discovered a civilization of woodland dwarves, which are like normal dwarves, except they don't like being underground and prefer not to use stone or metal?

send a contingent of axe lords and sword champions to cut of there beards and name them traitors to dorfdom as a new species. THE ELVES.   

WWUD if thanks to swarven justice he was a banished beardless wood dwarf.

[TD1]

They may take our beards, but they can never take, our FREEDOM!

So saying he massacres the other wood dwarves. The Dwarves proper, on seeing this find that he truly is and let him grow his beard out and live amongst them again. Then he dies. Because he's a dwarf.

WWUD with a death star.

[Lagslayer]

Use it to obliterate the Rhesus macaque that stole his masterwork sock.

WWUD with a pet Rancor?

[kibaseviltwin]

Use it to obliterate the Rhesus macaque that stole his masterwork sock.

WWUD with a pet Rancor?

make a exeptional Rancor bone figurine depicting of Urist and the Elf. The image relates to the slaying of an elf by Urist i 3410

WWUD if he could magically create Booze and Masterwork socks, but it required being nice to with elves for 30 minutes

[Skribbblie]

Get killed by the GCS while pondering about his "condition" on the way to the trade depot.

WWUD if he woke up to find a GCS standing in front of his bed?

[IronTomato]

Nothing, he's webbed.

WWUD If he was a Bat Man?

[TD1]

Go to the nearest rooftop, shout "I'm batman!" Then promptly get killed by a flying clown.

WWUD if a goblin snatcher came and picked up a child and stuffed him in a sack, then ran off. Oh, and he'd just lent that child his artifact adamantine cloth, studded with emeralds and rubies pair of socks

[blazing glory]

Go to the nearest rooftop, shout "I'm batman!" Then promptly get killed by a flying clown.

WWUD if a goblin snatcher came and picked up a child and stuffed him in a sack, then ran off. Oh, and he'd just lent that child his artifact adamantine cloth, studded with emeralds and rubies pair of socks

Promptly take those items back when the dwarf seige's the fortress years later

WWUD if a goblin came goblin'n up his stuff?

[IronTomato]

Get a bad thought, go berserk and beat the crap out of everyone. Clearly that is a viable solution.

WWUD if he needed plump helmet spawn?

[Mr.Mountain]

Take every single barrel that contains plump helmet spawn and cook all of it into lavish meals.

WWUD with a gunpowder industry?

[blazing glory]

Take every single barrel that contains plump helmet spawn and cook all of it into lavish meals.

WWUD with a gunpowder industry?

Tell the nobles that it's good to smoke near the barrel in their room,after all,it's only a big ash tray.

WWUD if someone blew up the noble's room and no one knew who the murderer was?

[Authority2]

WWUD if someone blew up the noble's room and no one knew who the murderer was?

Accuse himself of the crime, then complain about it being a travesty of justice during the hammering.

WWUD if a GCS chased him to a crossroads between a magma pool, a dead end and safety?

[IcyTea31]

Tell the GCS to wait for a moment, start thinking aloud about which route would be the best, until he is completely surrounded by GCS's, then get eaten by them.

WWUD if every other dwarf was secretly a were-elf?

[kibaseviltwin]

Nothing, he would disbelieve in were-elves for the simple fact such a creature is so monstrous even Armok, the blood god, Maker of Monstrosities and Purveyor of Perverse Creations, himself would shudder at such a being.

WWUD if he had a complete mastery of the Force, and a GCS silk robe