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highmax28

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5685 on: February 27, 2014, 11:38:35 pm »
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Read the instruction manual, then use the gun to bludgeon goblins to death because he, in the grand, centuries-spanning tradition of ranged soldiers, refuses to pick up the ammo assigned to him.

WWUD if the knowledge of anvil-making was lost?
Urist would create a cult dedicated to Armok's gift of the first anvil. And everyone would become elves but those who followed Urist's cult.

WWUD if the world was doomed to becoming elves unless he discovered the secrets on anvil making?

Urist is on break....

WW  Urist's friend do if the world was about to turn into a land of elves unless Urist discovered the secret of anvil making and Urist was on break?
Urist McFriend cancels hold meeting; became elf.
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5686 on: February 28, 2014, 12:13:09 am »
Having unlimited free time and no hive mind to feed him insane thoughts, Urist McAnvil ponders why he is the only creature to not turn into an elf. After a few years of Science, he discovers that when he drinks alcohol, he secretes hormones that annihilate the elf condition. Now, he travels the world, turning elves into dwarves wherever he may wander. Godspeed Urist McAnvil, godspeed.

WW Urist McComicBookGuy do with his mint condition, never touched by any living thing copy of Urist McAnvil issue #1?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5687 on: February 28, 2014, 01:37:50 pm »
Drop it on the ground in his room with his other valuables. It is later swept up when the overseer orders all loose items dumped.

WWUD if a hauler was on his way to the magma chute with his priceless book?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5688 on: March 02, 2014, 06:05:38 am »
Go to a party, and later complain about it.

WWUD if the party was a book club meeting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5689 on: March 02, 2014, 01:35:47 pm »
Run away. Very quickly.

WWUD if Goblinmas
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5690 on: March 02, 2014, 10:19:36 pm »
Urist Claus would go to all the goblin girls and all the goblin boys and to all the good he would deliver Candy and to the naughty would be delivered  a woolden box of magma

WWUD if Goblin Claus didn't bring him Goblinite or booze for dwarfmas
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5691 on: March 02, 2014, 11:24:36 pm »
Throw his cats vomit at the miners for not finding enough candy to attract Goblin Claus.

WWUD if a tamed dragon exploded the booze stockpile by mistake?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5692 on: March 02, 2014, 11:53:58 pm »
Adopt a new pet cat.

What would Urist do if his pet cat died?



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5693 on: March 03, 2014, 01:56:45 am »
Quote from: Uthric on March 02, 2014, 11:53:58 pm
Adopt a new pet cat.

What would Urist do if his pet cat died?



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Throw a tantrum and kill his neighbor's dog

WWUD if his dog bit another dwarf's hand off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5694 on: March 03, 2014, 11:02:45 am »
Name him Fenrir and tie him up using a candy chain

WWUD if he realized all that the fortress that he mined with his own hands and bled for with his blood, was all meant to test an idea of  creating a several sets of armor that would either be
A. traded to the elves
B. freely given to the elves
or
C. be claimed by an unskilled Elven adventurer
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5695 on: March 03, 2014, 11:06:20 am »
Go on break.

WWUD if he was being chased by a goblin and the fortress gates were right there.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5696 on: March 03, 2014, 11:09:24 pm »
Jump into the water pond and subsequently drown.

WWUD if suddenly the entire fortress was flooded by a new, previously undiscovered liquid called 'air'. It turns out miasma dissolves into air.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5697 on: March 03, 2014, 11:16:07 pm »
Go crazy from fps loss.

WWUD if he could have a mount?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5698 on: March 04, 2014, 03:54:10 am »
Fall off.

WWUD if he was riding a giant sponge into battle?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #5699 on: March 04, 2014, 04:55:54 am »
Drown.

WWUD if he was riding a giant zombie sponge into battle?
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