Topic: What Would Urist Do? (Read 649837 times)

jaxler · « **Reply #7050 on:** February 09, 2015, 02:24:49 am »

Quote from: Adraigs029 on February 08, 2015, 02:21:04 pm

Drop the Mountainhome on them.

WWUD if he WAS the danger?

Run away then five seconds later once he's safe run directly back to the source of his fear.

WWUD if he he woke up at night and was /really/ thirsty?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #7051 on:** February 09, 2015, 08:28:17 am »

Drink out of the nearest pool, then bitch about how gross the water is.

WWUD if her best friend got bitten by a werechinchilla?

mate888 · « **Reply #7052 on:** February 09, 2015, 01:45:55 pm »

It was inevitable. Kill her when she transforms but be bitten during the combat. Go berserk the same night of your transformation.
WWUD if berserk werechinchilla in the fort you were trading with?

Adragis · « **Reply #7053 on:** February 09, 2015, 02:11:38 pm »

Keep calm and magma. Hard to do.

WWUD if he was one with the magma?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #7054 on:** February 09, 2015, 02:46:39 pm »

Turn into a weremagmaman every full moon.

WWUD in a pile of fluffy wamblers?

Adragis · « **Reply #7055 on:** February 09, 2015, 03:20:48 pm »

Get bitten by a werewambler.

WWUD in a Mario game?

Mishrak · « **Reply #7056 on:** February 09, 2015, 03:30:08 pm »

Cancels Play Video Game: Seeking Infant.

WWUD if he had to chose his own danger room upright spikes?

UnicodingUnicorn · « **Reply #7057 on:** February 10, 2015, 04:52:05 am »

Choose the candy ones for adamantine.

WWUD if Unicode?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #7058 on:** February 10, 2015, 02:52:29 pm »

Type up Unicode porn and send it to his boss.

WWUD if having a religious crisis?

mate888 · « **Reply #7059 on:** February 10, 2015, 03:08:53 pm »

"Oh, Armok! If you are real, then show me a signal!"
A vile force of Darkness has arrived!
"Oh. Then you are real. You are going to punish me for my lack of faith, aren't you?"
Your fortress has crumbled to an end.
WWUD if he was lost in the caverns only accompanied by a child, a training axe that he grew attached to and a fuckton of crundles?

UnicodingUnicorn · « **Reply #7060 on:** February 11, 2015, 04:53:00 am »

Get his head caved in with the training axe because the child could not experience the joy of the slaughter of killing crundles.

WWUD if Dwarven Childcare?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #7061 on:** February 11, 2015, 12:17:14 pm »

Sign up Urist Jr. right away so he'll stop wandering outside alone.

WWUD if all dwarves had huge knockers regardless of sex?

tonnot98 · « **Reply #7062 on:** February 11, 2015, 01:22:55 pm »

Wrestle them.

WWUD if his knockers were being fondled?

Badger Storm · « **Reply #7063 on:** February 11, 2015, 02:44:44 pm »

Return the favor, obviously.

WWUD if pies were an option in the kitchen?

mate888 · « **Reply #7064 on:** February 11, 2015, 05:21:32 pm »

Quote from: Badger Storm on February 11, 2015, 02:44:44 pm

Return the favor, obviously.

WWUD if pies were an option in the kitchen?

((Not releted: Your profile picture, m8. I can't help myself))
Explode with joy and fatness.
WWUD if vampire mayor?

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