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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649544 times)

PyroTechno

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7500 on: November 17, 2015, 12:52:53 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on November 17, 2015, 08:04:07 am
Go fight the enemy.

WWUD if he was friends with a a masterwork scubbus?

He would ask his friend what the actual fuck a scubbus is.

(No, really, when I search for it it autocorrects to "succubus"...)

WWUD if a half-giant told him he was a wizard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7501 on: November 17, 2015, 01:20:49 pm »
Become awesome. Use magic.

WWUD if I had spelled my question right?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7502 on: November 17, 2015, 02:30:29 pm »
Nothing, because he has no skill in reading.

WWUD if something inevitable and terrifying was about to happen?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7503 on: November 17, 2015, 03:49:37 pm »
MAGMAAAAAA.

WWUD -- MAGMAAAAAA?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7504 on: November 17, 2015, 05:50:22 pm »
Urist McMaaaaa cancel meme: melting

WWUD if he met Thor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7505 on: November 20, 2015, 04:20:46 pm »
Challenge him to a drinking contest.

WWUD if Thor won?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7506 on: November 20, 2015, 04:23:02 pm »
This is impossible.

What would Thor do when Urist won?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7507 on: November 20, 2015, 05:10:48 pm »
Begin to accept his defeat, then realize that Urist's McDrunkard's beard actually does most of the drinking. Then take a closer look, and realize that the beard has actually finished off even more alchohol that Thor and Urist combined.

WWUD if he lost his beard to Thor in a beard-fighting contest (Really dwarf-like, right?)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7508 on: November 23, 2015, 01:01:00 am »
Challenge him to a drinking contest and then tie him to the rafters with Gelgja and abscond with his hammer while saying "It was inevitable".

What would Urist do if they had the ability to turn any creature into a purring maggot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7509 on: November 23, 2015, 07:56:56 am »
Turn everything except the enemy into purring maggots.

WWUD if he was purring maggot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7510 on: November 24, 2015, 06:13:43 am »
Get eaten by a Grue cat.

WWUD if there was literally no coal, at all, anywhere on the map?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7511 on: November 24, 2015, 06:15:59 am »
Charcoal.
Burn those trees.

WWUD if his embark had no tools whatsoever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7512 on: November 24, 2015, 11:11:58 am »
Break down the wagon, and use it to make a carpentry shop and a training axe, which he then uses to chop down more trees. Somehow.

WWUD if he violated causality?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7513 on: November 24, 2015, 01:24:15 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on November 24, 2015, 11:11:58 am
WWUD if he violated causality?
He would prevent himself from violating causality.  Retroactively.

WWUD if he suddenly realized that all of the gems and crafts intended for trade with the elves were hauled in +oak bins+?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7514 on: November 24, 2015, 01:26:01 pm »
Watch the elves keel over dead.

WWUD if the elves traded him a dragon?
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