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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649894 times)

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7710 on: March 09, 2016, 02:11:21 pm »
urist cancels life, collecting dropped jaw
WWUD if dwarf fortress made perfect sense?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7711 on: March 09, 2016, 05:52:23 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on March 09, 2016, 02:11:21 pm
urist cancels life, collecting dropped jaw
WWUD if dwarf fortress made perfect sense?
Not exist

WWUD if adventure mode characters were sane?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7712 on: March 10, 2016, 09:24:17 am »
Drop out of the adventurer career and become a lawyer or something...

WWUD if the lawyer profession was institutionalized on DF?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7713 on: March 10, 2016, 09:30:17 am »
Sue a titan.

WWUD if he were Urist Wright, Ace Lawyer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7714 on: March 10, 2016, 03:48:48 pm »
Change his/her name to Bob and start a law blog on the dwarven quantumnet.

WWUD to become a lawyer without law schools around the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7715 on: March 11, 2016, 02:12:57 pm »
urist orders law books from the humans, then forges a law school diploma, then starts his own law school
WWUD if he had to defend the case of an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7716 on: March 11, 2016, 02:25:11 pm »
Don't, under an excuse of consciousness.

WWUD if he was sued by an elf lawyer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7717 on: March 11, 2016, 02:27:22 pm »
hire an elven assassin. all the evidence of foul play gets destroyed.
WWUD if the elven lawyer fought off the elf assassin?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7718 on: March 11, 2016, 03:09:53 pm »
Apply magma to them both.

WWUD if one of those two dodged the magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7719 on: March 11, 2016, 03:11:54 pm »
that's what the cat squad is for
WWUD if one of the elves survived the cats?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7720 on: March 11, 2016, 04:38:36 pm »
Quote from: pikachu17 on March 11, 2016, 03:11:54 pm
that's what the cat squad is for
WWUD if one of the elves survived the cats?
Delete the elf raws from the game.

WWUD if he talked to god?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7721 on: March 11, 2016, 06:55:46 pm »
WORSHIP!

WWUD if he had an entire pantheon to worship?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7722 on: March 13, 2016, 12:46:12 am »
Worship the god of shenanigans and pasta. Then start a bloody religious war ending in them slaying an opposing general with a weapon trap filled with linguini.

What would Urist do if they had access to ALL THE COOKING RECIPES?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7723 on: March 13, 2016, 08:29:39 am »
Make spaghetti. Biscuits of spaghetti.

WWUD if he met an Italian cuisine chef?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7724 on: March 13, 2016, 11:40:22 am »
Quote from: BadLeo on March 13, 2016, 08:29:39 am
Make spaghetti. Biscuits of spaghetti.

WWUD if he met an Italian cuisine chef?
Denounce him for not mincing enough.

WWUD if he could do something other then mince?
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Quote from: Baffler on December 01, 2015, 11:07:26 pm
We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
Quote from: Szkeptik on December 04, 2015, 03:38:08 pm
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?
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