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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647922 times)

Dozebôm Lolumzalìs

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7755 on: April 04, 2016, 12:35:05 am »

End up with pebbls.

WWUD if she could eat nothing but pebbls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7756 on: April 04, 2016, 12:37:30 am »

End up with pebbls.

WWUD if she could eat nothing but pebbls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7757 on: April 04, 2016, 08:32:31 am »

End up with pebbls.

WWUD if she was caught in a time loop?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7758 on: April 04, 2016, 11:04:04 am »

Get drunk and wasted without actually having to deal with the hangover.

WWUD with all the pebbls he ended up with?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7759 on: April 05, 2016, 09:21:55 am »

Get drunk and wasted without actually having to deal with the hangover.

WWUD with all the pebbls he ended up with?
Lick each and every one.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7760 on: April 05, 2016, 10:12:47 am »

Get drunk and wasted without actually having to deal with the hangover.

WWUD with all the pebbls he ended up with?
Lick each and every one.
umm... you didn't post a WWUD, so I''ll do it
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7761 on: April 05, 2016, 04:35:59 pm »

Get the sock.

WWUD if they had a wish in the Corrupt A Wish thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7762 on: April 05, 2016, 05:07:35 pm »

Get the sock.

WWUD if they had a wish in the Corrupt A Wish thread?
Magma. You can't go wrong with magma. And if your favorite sock falls in magma, you just go right on in after it.

WWUD if he became a magma man Magma Man?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7763 on: April 06, 2016, 09:43:16 am »

Team up with Mud Man, Wolverine Man and Cyclops, so they can fight evil
WWMD if they were attacked by Commander demonic from the planet Underworld?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7764 on: April 06, 2016, 04:25:28 pm »

Team up with Mud Man, Wolverine Man and Cyclops, so they can fight evil
WWMD if they were attacked by Commander demonic from the planet Underworld?
Team up with Water Woman to obsidianize their foe.

WWUD if he had a large farm plot of hemp?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7765 on: April 07, 2016, 09:34:55 am »

He actually does, but since no other drug besides alcohol is coded, all he can do with it is rope. And hope for, erm, other uses to be coded in.

WWUD with all that, erm, hemp rope, lying around?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7766 on: April 07, 2016, 11:10:29 pm »

He actually does, but since no other drug besides alcohol is coded, all he can do with it is rope. And hope for, erm, other uses to be coded in.

WWUD with all that, erm, hemp rope, lying around?
Knit a sock and dip it in magma to see what inhaling the smoke does.

WWUD once he realized that his sock is now a ‼XXhemp sockXX‼, and soon to be no more?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7767 on: April 08, 2016, 01:26:19 pm »

hold a wagon-style funeral for the sock, then go melancholy
WWUD if a goblin bard arrived, because he was curious about the Scarlet Grape?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7768 on: June 07, 2016, 09:18:10 am »

*bump*
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7769 on: June 08, 2016, 04:41:28 pm »

Cover ALL of the grapes in a nice, bloody scarlet.

I'm talking about blood. I like blood.

WWUD if the thread was bumped?
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