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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677692 times)

Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8295 on: December 09, 2016, 11:31:52 am »

Fight to the last breath. Then survive and build the fortress again with his own two hands while being driven on by the voice in his head.
WWUD if he was the King/Queen of the mountainhome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8296 on: December 09, 2016, 02:39:59 pm »

Make 7 random dwarves make a fortress.
WWUD if he was behind the Thousand Year Door(from Paper Mario:the Thousand Year Door.)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8297 on: December 09, 2016, 02:42:13 pm »

Sit and wait.

WWUD if he had partners (like in Paper Mario, except they're characters and such from DF)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8298 on: December 09, 2016, 02:58:33 pm »

Urist is joined by Urist, Urist, Urist, Urist, and Urista(realize that Urist is a female form of the name, but I wanted to demonstrate the Smurfette Principle)
WWUD if he was attacked by a Smorg construct?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8299 on: December 11, 2016, 11:02:31 am »

Urist is joined by Urist, Urist, Urist, Urist, and Urista(realize that Urist is a female form of the name, but I wanted to demonstrate the Smurfette Principle)

You missed one Urist.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8300 on: December 12, 2016, 01:30:49 am »

You mean the rotting corpse over in the bushes? Hardly knew 'em

Urists only defense against the smorg is to punch it and run away

Wwud if he realized he'd forgotten something?
« Last Edit: December 12, 2016, 01:40:49 am by Eric Blank »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8301 on: December 12, 2016, 03:20:59 pm »

STRIKE THE EAR- ow! Where's me pick gone?
Wwud if he was sent to build a new fortress with barely anything t help him? And there's smorg constructs.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8302 on: December 13, 2016, 09:02:54 pm »

Attempt to dig with bare hands. Then die from smorg construct.

WWUD if he was transformed into a goblin?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8303 on: December 13, 2016, 09:57:29 pm »

Immediately commit suicide.

WWUD if he was a mad scientist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8304 on: December 13, 2016, 10:03:42 pm »

Take goblin and elven parts to make the ultimate training dummy. Then go to the tavern.

WWUD if he got sick with ebola?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8305 on: December 14, 2016, 02:37:45 am »

Shrug it off. He saw worse, in the haunted wasteland of litast kegath.
Wwud in the haunted wasteland of litast kegath?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8306 on: December 14, 2016, 01:43:41 pm »

Be attacked by the Men in Purple, and have his memory erased.
WWUD if he was a Man in Purple?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8307 on: December 14, 2016, 02:04:57 pm »

Be attacked by the Men in Purple, and have his memory erased.
WWUD if he was a Man in Purple?
Use thought screen altering powers to convince everyone he met with an unfortunate accident, then try to cover up the existence of FBs.

WWUD if plump helmets grew into multi z-level trees?
« Last Edit: December 14, 2016, 02:08:08 pm by Bumber »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8308 on: December 14, 2016, 02:10:34 pm »

Don't worry, Elves. There is no reason that we are planting plump helmets underneath you, no reason at all.
WWUD if he was trapped in a plump helmet forest without an axe?(by trapped, I mean there is no way out.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8309 on: December 14, 2016, 06:26:49 pm »

Brew the plump helmets.

Wwud in Simcity 4?
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