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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647938 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10650 on: April 20, 2023, 02:11:17 am »
Throw a tantrum in a temple dedicated to a deity they are a dubious worshiper of and topple one of the deity's statues, thereby getting themselves cursed with vampirism.



WWUMcMayor do if he was already a vampire?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10651 on: April 20, 2023, 02:15:04 am »
Become an even stronger vampire.

What Would Urist McSuperVampireMayor do now that he's a super vampire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10652 on: April 20, 2023, 02:59:39 am »
He would be super evil, like super vampires are with the added bonus of also being a politician, making him very super evil indeed.

What would Urist McNotVampire do when he begins to suspect the mayor of a super evil conspiracy?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10653 on: April 20, 2023, 10:28:19 am »
Get a silver mace with which to bludgeon the mayor.

WWUD when the mayor invites him to his office?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10654 on: May 09, 2023, 01:18:42 pm »
Dwarves hate failing to attend meetings, so he'd go of course, but he'd carry his Self Defence Mace (tm) because Dwarves also hate their respective site governments.

WWUD at a meeting with the hillock's super-vampire mayor?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10655 on: May 09, 2023, 01:32:41 pm »
Urist McMayor brings up the topic of vampires.
Urist McAntiVampire bashes Urist McMayor in the head with his ☼silver mace☼, fracturing the skull, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McMayor has been struck down.
Urist McAntiVampire feels satisfied after eliminating a possible conspiracy.

What would Urist McAntiVampire do after eliminating a possible conspiracy?
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muldrake

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10656 on: May 09, 2023, 10:12:54 pm »
Quote from: IncompetentFortressMaker on May 09, 2023, 01:32:41 pm
Urist McMayor brings up the topic of vampires.
Urist McAntiVampire bashes Urist McMayor in the head with his ☼silver mace☼, fracturing the skull, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McMayor has been struck down.
Urist McAntiVampire feels satisfied after eliminating a possible conspiracy.

What would Urist McAntiVampire do after eliminating a possible conspiracy?
Become UristMcCook and serve a celebratory garlic roast combined of finely minced garlic, artifact quality garlic, garlic, garlic, and more masterfully-minced garlic, and serve it to every dwarf in the fortress, to detect any remaining vampires.
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10657 on: May 10, 2023, 12:39:54 am »
WWUD now that the fortress was vampire free and the previous poster forgot to as a question?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10658 on: May 10, 2023, 01:45:24 am »
The world would end with the game crashing to the desktop.

WWUD now that there is no world and he doesn't exist anymore?
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10659 on: May 10, 2023, 08:05:43 am »
Nothing, as he doesn’t exist anymore.

WWU(not the same Urist as before)D, if he came into existence in a newly created world?
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muldrake

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10660 on: May 10, 2023, 03:24:00 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on May 10, 2023, 08:05:43 am
Nothing, as he doesn’t exist anymore.

WWU(not the same Urist as before)D, if he came into existence in a newly created world?
Dig a hole into the bottom z-layer of the volcano the embark had, flooding the entire map with magma.

You had to ask?

WWUD with an entire map completely flooded with magma?
« Last Edit: May 10, 2023, 03:30:20 pm by muldrake »
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10661 on: May 11, 2023, 12:06:57 am »
Watch it burn.

WWUD when he realizes that the magma will eventually reach him and there is no way he can leave the map?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10662 on: May 11, 2023, 12:29:18 am »
Take a nice magma bath. Great for getting in shape - Urist will burn that fat in no time!

WWUD after getting the ideal dwarf bod?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10663 on: May 11, 2023, 01:08:26 am »
He'd continue to swim in the magma for a bit.

WWUD if he became thirsty but realize the booze had been destroyed by the magma?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

muldrake

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10664 on: May 11, 2023, 02:07:46 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on May 11, 2023, 01:08:26 am
He'd continue to swim in the magma for a bit.

WWUD if he became thirsty but realize the booze had been destroyed by the magma?
Urist would become the first dwarf to discover a form of liquor entirely made of magma.

WWUD when he realized he had the monopoly on lava liquor?
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