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Wimopy

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #180 on: October 27, 2011, 12:36:04 pm »

High beard.. gentlemen. We have a new noble higher than the king..

No, but saying High Five would be slightly insulting to a dwarf who, when he raises his arm, can only reach his head..

They DO have beards that can reach twice-thrice the height of the dwarf. Now that IS high!
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #181 on: October 27, 2011, 03:12:53 pm »

I'd kill kobolb if there'd be any.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #182 on: October 27, 2011, 03:21:28 pm »

D'awwwww, a moody dwarf went mad and starved, and his body is laying/rotting in the meat stockpile, right? The war dog that I assigned him in life has been standing there, protecting the corpse. Even though his master's gone, he dutifully stays by his side...
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #183 on: October 27, 2011, 10:20:46 pm »

D'awwwww, a moody dwarf went mad and starved, and his body is laying/rotting in the meat stockpile, right? The war dog that I assigned him in life has been standing there, protecting the corpse. Even though his master's gone, he dutifully stays by his side...

I once had a moody dwarf go insane, she had 4 war dogs assigned to her. They ripped her to pieces.

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #184 on: October 30, 2011, 10:35:55 am »

I like the 2nd version more than the first.
Also, for cleansing the 'bolds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #185 on: November 25, 2011, 01:48:53 pm »

What news do you bring, my kobold killing friends?
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #186 on: November 25, 2011, 04:34:51 pm »

Well, I killed some in Adventure mode. But as they ambushed me I thought to myself "wait aren't kobolds broken" I was under the impression they die out during world generation. Have I found some sort of weird "glitch" or bug. I only ran the world history out to one hundred years. Any Ideas how they survived?
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You obviously found a new species of smart kobold.
Way to go, you killed the only smart kobold's to have existed.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #187 on: November 25, 2011, 05:11:46 pm »

Well, I killed some in Adventure mode. But as they ambushed me I thought to myself "wait aren't kobolds broken" I was under the impression they die out during world generation. Have I found some sort of weird "glitch" or bug. I only ran the world history out to one hundred years. Any Ideas how they survived?

You obviously found a new species of smart kobold.

Way to go, you killed the only smart kobold's to have existed.

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #188 on: November 25, 2011, 05:12:36 pm »

Well, I killed some in Adventure mode. But as they ambushed me I thought to myself "wait aren't kobolds broken" I was under the impression they die out during world generation. Have I found some sort of weird "glitch" or bug. I only ran the world history out to one hundred years. Any Ideas how they survived?

Kobolds are carnivores so they have to steal food from nearby civs to prevent starving. Doing this successfully, while possible, is highly unlikely. There was a thread in the past where few people came out and said they had worlds over ten years old with kobolds. Worldgen can be random like that.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #189 on: February 18, 2012, 08:42:15 am »

I like kobolds. They provide a constant supply of delicious blood and undead companions in adventure mode.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #190 on: February 18, 2012, 09:01:28 am »

They killed my shogun and her husband while they slept
I shall give kobolds reason to fear the surface dwellers.

God, i read shotgun in the place of shogun.
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #191 on: February 18, 2012, 09:28:43 am »

wait, wait, wait...why don't we kill the kobold activists AND the kobolds??? killing two birds with one stone, eh?

"Any Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found helping those helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found related to those helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found related to those helping those helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found related to any of those previously mentioned shall be put the sword.
Any found put to the sword shall be put to the !!MAGMA!!"
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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #192 on: February 18, 2012, 09:40:24 am »

wait, wait, wait...why don't we kill the kobold activists AND the kobolds??? killing two birds with one stone, eh?

"Any Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found helping those helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found related to those helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found related to those helping those helping Kobolds shall be put to the sword.
Any found related to any of those previously mentioned shall be put the sword.
Any found put to the sword shall be put to the !!MAGMA!!"

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #193 on: February 18, 2012, 10:58:48 am »

Kobolds are pretty tough in adventure mode this version.

Especially kobold archers aaaargh

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Re: Kill a Kobold Month!
« Reply #194 on: February 18, 2012, 11:05:03 am »

I still can't help but see deranged fraggles whenever I try to picture a DF kobold.

Deranged, starving, crackmonkey type fraggles... with daggers.

Both cute and disturbing at the same time.  Personally, I catch them in cage traps whenever possible after setting the war dogs on them. I then use them for various experiments, such as magma trap testing... drowning trap testing.... seeing how well they survive being in a greenglass terarium in a chamber that gets flooded with magma... things like that.
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