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[Oliolli]

Blood, vomit or, if those are unavailable, milk.

WWUD if he got into a mood and claimed a still?

[jaxy15]

Brew up a stack of 500 artifact booze that's so delicious you can never get tired of it.

WWUD if he was programmed to detonate all the booze around him?

[Dutchling]

He would drink it before detonating it.

WWUD if his mother-in-aw came to visit him?

[stabbymcstabstab]

get a happy thought form his new masterwork Dwarf bone chair

WWUD if new chair broke

[Niccolo]

get a happy thought form his new masterwork Dwarf bone chair

WWUD if new chair broke

He'd go melancholy and would mope around. People would mistake his emotion as regret for murdering his mother-in-law.

What Would Urist Do if he went fey with a pile of adamantine?

[ArKFallen]

He'd go melancholy and would mope around. People would mistake his emotion as regret for murdering his mother-in-law.
What Would Urist Do if he went fey with a pile of adamantine?

Create 'Murderfalls the Bow of Shimmering' an adamantine whip. It menaces with spikes of adamantine. On the whip is a fine image of a dwarf screaming in adamantine. This relates to the death of Urist In-Law in 413. On the whip is a superior image of a dwarf raising up a chair in adamantine. This relates to the creation of 'The Deadly Comfyness' the dwarf-bone throne by Urist in 413. On the whip is a masterwork image of squares and cheese in adamantine.

WWUD if he became the fortress' only lasher wielding the above.

[PCpaste]

Be ecstatic constantly, even after being last survivor after being seiged, finding two forgotten beasts, and breaching the HFS.

What would Urist do if the only creatures with the knowledge of anvils were Elves?

[Niccolo]

'Inspired' by the anvils he saw when he last besiegedvisited the Elves, he would go Fey and craft The Haunted Mirror, an Elf Bone anvil.

What would Urist make first on his Elf-bone anvil?

[PCpaste]

On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.

What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?

[Niccolo]

On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.

What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?

Go macabre and make yet more useless bone weapons and furniture.

What would Urist do if a Bronze Colossus appeared at the front gate selling booze?

[Dutchling]

On the anvil is an image of a Dwarf and The Haunted Mirror. The Dwarf is struggling. The Haunted Mirror is breaking. This image relates to the attempt to use The Haunted Mirror.

What would Urist do if he found out it isn't a good idea to make weapons or furnature out of bones?

Go macabre and make yet more useless bone weapons and furniture.

What would Urist do if a Bronze Colossus appeared at the front gate selling booze?

Open the gates so he can deconstruct the depot when the BC unloads his booze.

WWUD if he loses all of his limbs when he discovers the BC wasn't entirely honest about his intentions?

[stabbymcstabstab]

grab a fluffy walmber in his teeth and throw

WWUD if he missed and losted all his teeth

[PCpaste]

He would throw another, with his hands this time. Then if that doesn't work, throw his teeth.

He doesn't need teeth anyway.

What would Urist do if he was considering legally acquiring a fine elf-make craft?

[UltraValican]

Do the right thing and magma himself
What would urist do if the fort ran out of magma?

[KaguroDraven]

Find more by digging himself to the circus
WWUD if he found himself bowing to an elven king of the dwarves?