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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 646650 times)

BadLeo

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7665 on: February 25, 2016, 07:22:49 am »
THERE'S NO WAY TO SAVE IT, WE MUST CUT IT OFF! NURSE, BRING ON MY SILVER BATTLEAXE!

WWUD if all the fish was gone?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7666 on: February 25, 2016, 09:04:27 am »
Quote from: BadLeo on February 25, 2016, 07:22:49 am
THERE'S NO WAY TO SAVE IT, WE MUST CUT IT OFF! NURSE, BRING ON MY SILVER BATTLEAXE!

WWUD if all the fish was gone?
The same thing he always does: go back to the eastern swamps, then come back and tell everyone there's nothing to catch in the eastern swamps... at least until a well-time macabre mood puts an end to these reports.

WWUD if the carp got together and summoned the Old Carp for protection?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7667 on: February 26, 2016, 02:30:34 pm »
be thankful no "old zombies" or "old elephants" are there
WWUD if he was a friendly zombie? he will NOT attack dwarves.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7668 on: February 27, 2016, 03:13:20 pm »
Tackle hug everyone to show their love and affection for all dwarvenkind~!

What would Urist do if RAW duplication made everything made out of cobwebs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7669 on: February 27, 2016, 03:15:01 pm »
Make masterwork cobweb pants.

WWUD if everything was made out of slade?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7670 on: February 27, 2016, 03:38:36 pm »
UristMcMiner cancels Dig: Undiggable Materialx99
UristMcLumberjack cancels Chop Down Tree: Unchoppable Materialx99
UristMcButcher cancels Butcher Animal: Unbutcherable Materialx99
UristMcPeasant cancels Drink: Undrinkable Materialx99

What would Urist do if they could install mods?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7671 on: February 28, 2016, 02:52:17 pm »
Quote from: Arcvasti on February 27, 2016, 03:38:36 pm
UristMcMiner cancels Dig: Undiggable Materialx99
UristMcLumberjack cancels Chop Down Tree: Unchoppable Materialx99
UristMcButcher cancels Butcher Animal: Unbutcherable Materialx99
UristMcPeasant cancels Drink: Undrinkable Materialx99

What would Urist do if they could install mods?

Mod in a new dwarven weapon: The Adamantine Sock Puppet of Magma! This booze powered sock is the pinnacle of dwarven engineering, allowing Urist to shoot magma out of it when equipped! (He would also mod elves to be highly allergic to magma)

What would be the first thing Urist does with the magma shooting sock?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7672 on: February 28, 2016, 02:57:43 pm »
Quote from: L0rd L33t on February 28, 2016, 02:52:17 pm
Mod in a new dwarven weapon: The Adamantine Sock Puppet of Magma! This booze powered sock is the pinnacle of dwarven engineering, allowing Urist to shoot magma out of it when equipped! (He would also mod elves to be highly allergic to magma)

What would be the first thing Urist does with the magma shooting sock?
Spend months trying to equip it properly.

WWUD if the Overseer tried to sell the sock at the trade depot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7673 on: February 28, 2016, 03:56:13 pm »
Block the path to the Depot with traps, accidentally, of course.

WWUD if the magma spitting sock puppet came to life?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7674 on: February 29, 2016, 11:14:00 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on February 28, 2016, 03:56:13 pm
Block the path to the Depot with traps, accidentally, of course.

WWUD if the magma spitting sock puppet came to life?

Ponder the secrets of life and death.

WWUD if anything he thought about came real?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7675 on: March 01, 2016, 02:35:37 am »
Lament the flying cheese forgotten beast he has created destroying everything in it's path.

WWUD if he mandates the construction of 10,000 tin coins
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7676 on: March 01, 2016, 09:20:27 am »
Quote from: Atomisk on March 01, 2016, 02:35:37 am
Lament the flying cheese forgotten beast he has created destroying everything in it's path.

WWUD if he mandates the construction of 10,000 tin coins

Mandate that the bookkeeper counts the coins to see if the mandate is complete. If not, punish the smith with 100 days in prison or 10 hammers in the head for each lacking coin. Damn, there goes our legendary smith...

WWUD if he was the legendary smith aforementioned?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7677 on: March 01, 2016, 10:28:55 am »
get bashed in the head by the hammerer, like a real mandate-breaking dwarf
WWUD if it was a conspiracy and the mandating urist paid urist mclegendsmith's neighbor to invite urist mclegendsmith to numerous and sundry parties insuring he can't finish the mandate?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7678 on: March 01, 2016, 07:16:03 pm »
Urist McLegendsmith would be A-OK, because smiths don't make coins, metalcrafters do.

WWUD if she was really a metalcrafter?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7679 on: March 01, 2016, 08:40:10 pm »
Quote from: jwoodward48df on March 01, 2016, 07:16:03 pm
Urist McLegendsmith would be A-OK, because smiths don't make coins, metalcrafters do.

WWUD if she was really a metalcrafter?
She would watch as the noble mysteriously pulls a lever at the Overseer's behest, and suddenly the sentence is lifted!

WWUD if she realized those tin coins bumped up the fortress wealth enough to attract a megabeast?
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