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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1560507 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2342 on: May 15, 2015, 02:10:39 pm »

I'm going to hell for laughing at this so hard.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2343 on: May 15, 2015, 02:27:12 pm »

I'm going to hell for laughing at this so hard.
The "Bert wants to know who broke his swastika" one is the best IMO.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2344 on: May 15, 2015, 03:13:40 pm »

"Ernie has more drugs than Bert. Bert is pissed."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2345 on: May 15, 2015, 06:33:26 pm »

At Didney Worl. Underage friend ordered a slushie with rum in it by default without alcohol. Except whoever was in the kitchen seems to have added rum anyways. I should probably be concerned, but I'm instead laughing my ass off.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2346 on: May 15, 2015, 10:22:10 pm »

A little rum never hurt anyone.

Unless they had to drive home. But I digress.

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So, the whole new flag for NZ thing is in full swing. The government started taking submissions from the general public a while back. Most of them are jokes and/or jabs at how basically no-one is taking it seriously.
I hope one of the joke flags wins.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2347 on: May 15, 2015, 11:41:50 pm »

I hope there's one of a kiwibird on a white field with a grey shadowy shape cast unevenly over it, downshifting everything a few shades, which is suspiciously similar in shape to Australia.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2348 on: May 16, 2015, 12:01:36 am »

Year 2056:
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"It was large, and proud...But nothing like the new flag! The new flag is glorious!"
The camera pans to outside, where a flag lays. The flag is of a giant penis.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2349 on: May 16, 2015, 12:05:43 am »

I have faith that my country will make the right choice. Dickflag 2015!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2350 on: May 16, 2015, 12:17:35 am »

Dick and the ewe?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2351 on: May 16, 2015, 12:26:25 am »

I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the awesomeness of TEH LAZOR KIWI submission:
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2352 on: May 16, 2015, 12:33:37 am »

Sims4 patchnotes are awesome.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2353 on: May 16, 2015, 03:49:42 am »

In all seriousness, I think I like this one most:

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2354 on: May 16, 2015, 07:19:24 am »

Today's devlog.

Quote from: Toady One
I mentioned in some Future of the Fortress or other that ethics and values don't instantly assimilate when you grant resident or citizen status to a visitor that petitions to stay at your fortress, and that we'd make sure to have some definite evidence of that fact. I started by diversifying the "work satisfaction" thought by feeding in the job type and filtering it through the individual. In particular, any elves that have the misfortune of signing up for dwarven life can now emotionally process the experiences of tree felling, butchery and animal caging. We trust you'll respect this new situation in your labor settings.

This part is especially hilarious :

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We trust you'll respect this new situation in your labor settings.

I'm not sure if the Great is sarcastic or not, though...
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