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Author Topic: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say  (Read 1004417 times)

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5040 on: May 16, 2013, 08:34:25 am »

Heck, you ask them how they are meant to indicate
Like anyone ever does that :P
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5041 on: May 16, 2013, 11:53:11 am »

I tend to think either wonderful or horrible things as I wait to go to sleep.
My imagination starts messing about and virtually anything that I read, played or watched is mixed together into some kind of sci-fi/fantasy/action/whatever dream.

One of the things I began to think of was 'What if Eragon and Saphira from the inheritance cycle went to Pandora from Avatar?'

Cue a dream that I had whilst semi-awake about what the hell that would entail.


My dream last night involved: A snowy, semi-apocalyptic landscape, complete with people/monsters shooting at/fight me/us, a strange city-type area that seemed like a huge shopping mall built under the convergence of several highways, like you see in L.A., and inside that city was: A massive rolling section of farmland that we drove to a house on, but inside the house was another part of the massive shopping place with a half dozen little bathroom sized restaurants, and a control section from a small yacht. Also, my aunt was there. And we tried to eat at the yacht thing. After almost getting hit by a 'small truck that somehow turned into a semi when you looked away' and we were riding in what seemed like an amphibious vehicle.

Good times.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5042 on: May 16, 2013, 12:05:59 pm »

I tend to think either wonderful or horrible things as I wait to go to sleep.
My imagination starts messing about and virtually anything that I read, played or watched is mixed together into some kind of sci-fi/fantasy/action/whatever dream.

One of the things I began to think of was 'What if Eragon and Saphira from the inheritance cycle went to Pandora from Avatar?'

Cue a dream that I had whilst semi-awake about what the hell that would entail.


My dream last night involved: A snowy, semi-apocalyptic landscape, complete with people/monsters shooting at/fight me/us, a strange city-type area that seemed like a huge shopping mall built under the convergence of several highways, like you see in L.A., and inside that city was: A massive rolling section of farmland that we drove to a house on, but inside the house was another part of the massive shopping place with a half dozen little bathroom sized restaurants, and a control section from a small yacht. Also, my aunt was there. And we tried to eat at the yacht thing. After almost getting hit by a 'small truck that somehow turned into a semi when you looked away' and we were riding in what seemed like an amphibious vehicle.

Good times.
I can't top that, I just dreamed that I was back in the Depression. My family was so poor that we had to take boarders. Then one day we got some space-alien boarders made of solid gold. So we melted them down.

Then I learned how to fly.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5043 on: May 16, 2013, 08:22:32 pm »

I had a dream about a tooth falling out.
Or me ripping out a tooth.
I am terrified about losing teeth...
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5044 on: May 17, 2013, 12:07:51 pm »

I tend to think either wonderful or horrible things as I wait to go to sleep.
My imagination starts messing about and virtually anything that I read, played or watched is mixed together into some kind of sci-fi/fantasy/action/whatever dream.

One of the things I began to think of was 'What if Eragon and Saphira from the inheritance cycle went to Pandora from Avatar?'

Cue a dream that I had whilst semi-awake about what the hell that would entail.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5045 on: May 17, 2013, 04:36:55 pm »

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5046 on: May 17, 2013, 05:18:29 pm »

"pass the pot"

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5047 on: May 17, 2013, 05:25:02 pm »

Quote from: Some moron on Reddit
The prices our grandparents paid (I'm talking about America in this example) when a candy bar or a subway ride was a nickel, could still be our reality if not for central banks stealing away the value of our money by constantly creating more of it.

A $2000/year salary could be yours, too, if it weren't for those meddling Keynesians!
« Last Edit: May 17, 2013, 05:30:47 pm by FearfulJesuit »
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5048 on: May 17, 2013, 05:43:28 pm »

A $2000/year salary could be yours, too, if it weren't for those meddling Keynesians!
... that'd be a more meaningful statement if it involved an inflation adjusted comparison. There actually has been a number of times (still including today, iirc) where despite salaries going up, purchasing power decreased. $50k/year is irrelevant if it buys less than $2k/year, et al. Mind you, I'm fairly sure that's not the actual conversion rate or anything silly like that, and it's a hell of a lot more complicated than the snippet you quoted suggests, but there's actually a certain degree of truth in that quote.

Still a fairly shortsighted and ignorant thing to state, sure, just not entirely misguided.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5049 on: May 17, 2013, 05:46:39 pm »

A $2000/year salary could be yours, too, if it weren't for those meddling Keynesians!
... that'd be a more meaningful statement if it involved an inflation adjusted comparison. There actually has been a number of times (still including today, iirc) where despite salaries going up, purchasing power decreased. $50k/year is irrelevant if it buys less than $2k/year, et al. Mind you, I'm fairly sure that's not the actual conversion rate or anything silly like that, and it's a hell of a lot more complicated than the snippet you quoted suggests, but there's actually a certain degree of truth in that quote.

Still a fairly shortsighted and ignorant thing to state, sure, just not entirely misguided.

From the context of the quote, it was clear he hadn't any idea how inflation actually worked. You're right, but he wasn't wrong, he was not even wrong.

EDIT: He's replied to my further objections. Not only is deflation never a problem, but "assertions to the contrary, no matter how widely believed within certain economic schools, are wrong." All these so-called """experts""" with their "facts"- I tell you, it sure gives me peace of mind at night to know they're kept at bay by brave lone wolves like these with their own unbacked assertions.
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@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5050 on: May 18, 2013, 03:33:22 am »

If a nickel then is $1.25 now, it's actually about the same . . .
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5051 on: May 22, 2013, 08:00:03 pm »

Goddamit brother, why do you insist on asking for ice cream from an already volatile and pissed-off parent before dinner?
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« Reply #5052 on: May 22, 2013, 08:05:09 pm »

Goddamit brother, why do you insist on asking for ice cream from an already volatile and pissed-off parent before dinner?
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5053 on: May 22, 2013, 08:42:32 pm »

I hate it when my brother does and says stuff that are way too inappropriate for the present situation. For example, the time he noticed that come sounds just like cum and promply said "Cuuuuum. Get it?" in the middle of a restaurant.
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Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« Reply #5054 on: May 23, 2013, 12:42:12 pm »

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