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[SpaceKGreen]

So there went most of the militia, from what I understand.  Classic.

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Echoes from the Horrorfailed forge...

KLANG

'Mok dammit.

KLANG

Tryin ta do mah job here, tryin ta take mah mind off mah poor wife...

KLANG

And half of tha dwarves I know go and get themselves killed by some giant feathery bastard.

KLANG

And then one of them tells me that this is a 'Mok-damned average happenin'.

KLANG

What tha hell kinda 'Mok-forsaken hellhole is this?

KLANG

KLANG

...

...I need a drink.

This is a finely-crafted steel axe.  On the item is an image of a Forgotten Beast and a dwarf.  The Forgotten Beast is striking a menacing pose.  The dwarf is cringing.
On the item is an image of a dwarf.  The dwarf is drinking heavily.

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Has my dwarf gotten the "doesn't care about anything anymore" tag yet?  Or is he still a long way off?

[Spish]

Surprisingly, the only dwarves with even the "getting used to tragedy" tag are Commander NCommander and our longest-surviving dwarf by far, Strategia. I guess we'll need to stage more public executions.

[tryrar]

....I kill TWO FBs and no title? WTF?

[Silverlock]

Ouchie: got my head smashed twice by one blow.  And I was just standing by!  Innocently!

Whatever happens, don't let Smug be zombified.  If he ate that many brains while alive, I hate to think what would happen were he a zombie giant quail.

Requesting re-dorfication, please: Silverlock - any profession - "Lurking Horror"

[Teneb]

Once more I die in the least impressive way possible. It's becoming a trend.

[Gizogin]

Bwahaha!  My grievous injuries have finally paid off!  The hospital is my domain, and no quail, towering or otherwise, can touch me here.  I am completely, unequivocally invincible!

[RhymeNorReason]

Bwahaha!  My grievous injuries have finally paid off!  The hospital is my domain, and no quail, towering or otherwise, can touch me here.  I am completely, unequivocally invincible!

Well, now you're just begging to be killed.

[Spish]

....I kill TWO FBs and no title? WTF?

You'll need to kill 3 more before that happens.

Whatever happens, don't let Smug be zombified.  If he ate that many brains while alive, I hate to think what would happen were he a zombie giant quail.

Too late.
Now for someone to inevitably make a lever that releases all the zombie beasts into the fortress.

[tryrar]

....I kill TWO FBs and no title? WTF?

You'll need to kill 3 more before that happens.

Whatever happens, don't let Smug be zombified.  If he ate that many brains while alive, I hate to think what would happen were he a zombie giant quail.

Too late.
Now for someone to inevitably make a lever that releases all the zombie beasts into the fortress.

Mr. Bison, if you will:

[SpaceKGreen]

Weaponize them?  I'm visualizing a pair of wide corridors, both with an area that can be sealed off, these areas being linked to each other.  Seal the zombified FB's in one, and lure the next siege/ambush/caravan into the other, at which point you seal up the second one and open up the link between the two.  Zombie'd FB's rush in, slaughter happens, and then you can seal them up and open the other corridor.  Plenty of opportunity for Fun, as well.

Project ZOMB:IE:  Zombified Odd MegaBeasts: Invasion Eradicators?

_{Bah, my acronyms suck.}

[Dinjoralo]

Oh my god, that update was hilarious. Especially the part where my leg broke and I died for no apparent reason, and then half the dwarves here tried to gank Pasmug and failed. _{Just as expected...}
So, I guess it's time for my request to become active. Also, be sure not to make a tomb or slab for him, unless he starts acting like a bitch.

[Teneb]

I guess I should notify Eric.

[Mego]

I guess I should notify Eric.

That almost sounds like you're notifying someone's next-of-kin.

[Eric Blank]

Wherever the save may be found, I'll take it.

And hopefully I'll be moving back to my personal computer soon; I got a new power supply for it, and it turns on now. Problemj is, I don't appear to have any video output! Maybe I missed a cable, or something. The video card has power at least, because the fan is spinning up fine.

[Teneb]

Wherever the save may be found, I'll take it.

It's on page 66 (default settings). That's last page.