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[Siquo]

*trouble breathing from laughter*

My god, clover, I almost had no idea what I was doing/looking at, and you managed to top that. Awesome.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Clover is good at holding her liquor in that she does not pass out or die after absurd amounts of alcohol.
She isn't in that it gets her absurdly drunk, from what I've seen.

[Clover Magic]

For some reason I can't sleep anymore, so I'm up.  Yeah, I've never passed out from alcohol before, although it does make me very very sleepy.  There's only one night I ever got remotely close to passing out - don't drink like six double vodka drinks in ~15 minutes, you will get wasted unless you are a dorf.

Anyways, I have no hangover despite absurd amounts of alcohol, it's a talent.  So I'm okay.

We've made it to autumn, I'll reiterate what I said last night - I can either upload what I have, or I can drink again later tonight and finish my year.  I suppose it depends on if anyone is drunk tonight before I'm free, lol.

Oh my god, guys, I'm looking at this sober, and....this is sad.  So sad.  There are items EVERYWHERE.  I apparently decided "fuck that" to the main drunken fort and have everyone in a tiny two-level affair down in the very bottom of the southwest corner.  There are labors assigned apparently at random.  We have a grand total of 8 dwarves, of which only 5 are actually working since two are on break and the third, my dorf, is in some sort of stasis in a bed where almost every body part is red/yellow and I'm labeled as "heavy bleeding" and "cannot breathe" in the health screen but I've been that way for two seasons now.

Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died.  I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.

Sorting through pics and resizing/uploading, will post what I wrote in a little while.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I think the wings are like manta ray wings.
Also, welcome to the world of the lucid. Good luck.

[Clover Magic]

You find a journal.  It is bound in blue peacock leather and studded with goblin bone.  On the cover is engraved a picture of a dwarf.  The dwarf is in a fetal position.

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aM DRINKING WATER RIGHT NOW BECAUSE throwing up is bad oops capslocki again.
Shit I need to fix the raws so they stop having symbols this will bhe fun. BRB

Fixed walls but probably bokre obsidian shaprness don';tcare got distracted by p[onies.  Let's continuye!

Why the fuck was there an giant animal ytraining pin in the middle of nowhere./

And yes, yews I did vomt.

Can;'t use Paint anymoire can't get reid of white spaces while drunk will accept lag with POhoyoshop.
BTW am mplaying with defaulot ASCII now since didn't want to deal with somehow converting it to my preferrewd Ironahand./
Also 1600xsomething res on my screen, everything tiny


Why now game ):


What is happening ):"

Isa not even 3rd of Granitye yet.


That is happening.


WHAT IS HAPPENING.


Being killed by nanmed magma crab. ):"


NOW SNBAKLES WHAT NEXT

So much vomit from dwarves


Welp, there goes Geen ):


My dorf made it to hois[pital,. misko27 idx brave dorf!

Cancellation spam due to crab and snake everywhere. ):"


Not surew who misko27 is trying to clean.


Screw magam crab, am making new entrance.


Misko is doing his job


Making new entrance because fuck magama crabs


Kamin gave up on killing snake to clkean, unsure why,.  Ghost baby./

19th Grnaute
Miasma everywhere in old fort oh god

Xanadorf got sutures and splt6it in hands but now infaction in right ear, misko went off to getr drunk.


Built a thing.  My dorf being gauled here as we sdpak.  EVeryoine else busy gathering food or buikl.donmg.


Making things./


Wyrmsorf making farms.


Geen is ghost now. ):


Wyrm dead, WHY BREAKS NOW.


MIGRANTS OMF


wtf you doing peahn


Amazingly Zana's infrecdtion went away without soasp.  All hail Xana.

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The next few pages are covered in vomit and unreadable.

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Welp, there's what my drunken self thought was of importance.  I like how I decided to screenshot everything huge.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll take the third dwarf from the bottom during a period of military activity. Name it GreatWyrm(metal), replacing (metal) with the capitalized form of a metal, ore, gem, stone, or other material the dwarf likes, in that order. Just like I usually ask for. Let me know what my newest dwarf is.

[GoombaGeek]

This thread is amazing. If there is a sleep-det thing then I wanna do it - my school schedule involves getting up at 5:30 so staying up late Friday night should work.

[Clover Magic]

Also forgot - for bonus points, this was my line-up last night:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There was also some wild tea flavored Absolut, but I finished that off.

[Mr Space Cat]

Wow, this fort is doing almost as bad good as Horrorfailed in terms of population. The difference being Horrorfailed is played sober in a map that's half filled with murdering muck and shambling corpses.  ...This fort, whatever it was named in a fit of drunkeness, is not nearly as inhospitable, save for the drunk overseers and anti-drinking hardcore puritan goblin squadrons.

It's a tough call on which fort is more horrifying mind breaking !!FUN!!

EDIT: Blimey Clover, you drank all that? That's not hardcore, it's dwarfcore.

[Clover Magic]

Not all of it, no.  Various mixed shots of it, yes.

[Geen]

Also apparently Geen ripped off the magma crab's wings before he died.  I was unaware magma crabs even had wings.

CRAB... BATTLE! CRAB BATTLE!
C'mon, anyone?

Also...
How the fuck did you not get a hangover from that?! Clover is a goddamn dwarf.

[Clover Magic]

Also...
How the fuck did you not get a hangover from that?! Clover is a goddamn dwarf.

I don't get hangovers.  Never have, it's just a thing.  My friends hate me for it.

Anyways, I'm going out in a bit and don't know when I'll be back.  Here is the save.  If someone is drunk, it can be passed on.  If no one has claimed it by the time I get back, I'll break out the vodka again and finish my year.

[Kamin]

Wow. Just... Wow. This is fucking awesome. Bravo, Clover; bravo forever.

You should finish out your year so it doesn't get too messy, but do NOT feel obligated to do what you did last night. You must have looked extremely bourgeois and classy with that fine Aristocrat Vodka.

(Nobody tell her that Aristocrat Vodka is actually just fermented paint thinner)

[Xantalos]

Kamin, this is slightly awkward...

Eh, I've always like you, Xan; you're a polite gentleman. And now you can be less lonely as your writhe all over me in the dark.

I must warn you Xan, praying mantises eat their mates after... writhing all over each other.

I'm pretty sure I have a preying mantis head to spare. Also, good job Clover, that was a true testament to drunkenness.

[Wrex]

If you check the raws for Obsidian, just make sure it has the Shaer values weged in there somewhere. It is literally a copypasta job.