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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1365 on: November 10, 2014, 03:50:25 am »
This is also the thread for jokes that would typically get you lynched by any sane person if uttered in public.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1366 on: November 10, 2014, 03:55:37 am »
Nah, not lynched. More like spreadeagled or necklaced.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1367 on: November 10, 2014, 04:08:37 am »
Yeah, sorry, I have a ~thing~ about rape jokes, that is, I don't like them. At all.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1368 on: November 10, 2014, 04:10:20 am »
Ignore this post, then.

"Yesterday I saved a woman from being raped." "How?" "I convinced her."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1369 on: November 10, 2014, 04:24:35 am »
Quote from: Reelya on November 09, 2014, 08:25:23 am
¬No ⇒ Yes, logically speaking.

¬Yes ⇒ No too.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1370 on: November 10, 2014, 04:27:29 am »
I was thinking about that.

Rape is illogical!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1371 on: November 10, 2014, 04:30:28 am »
Quote from: Descan on November 10, 2014, 04:08:37 am
Yeah, sorry, I have a ~thing~ about rape jokes, that is, I don't like them. At all.

If you're offended by rape joke, maybe you should avoid this thread. Of course, you'll miss on all the racist jokes too.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1372 on: November 10, 2014, 04:32:51 am »
Well, no, not really. If it gets out of hand, I can always lock it.

That's a last resort, though.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1373 on: November 10, 2014, 12:12:38 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1374 on: November 10, 2014, 06:30:43 pm »
Quote from: Descan on November 10, 2014, 04:32:51 am
Well, no, not really. If it gets out of hand, I can always lock it.

That's a last resort, though.
So, if we make joke terrible enough you'll close thread dedicated for terrible jokes?

There's only one way this can end... just joking~
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1375 on: November 10, 2014, 06:35:45 pm »
I'd prefer seeing jokes that are bad out of being horrible instead of out of being offensive as well, Descan. You're not alone.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1376 on: November 10, 2014, 06:52:01 pm »
I'm not comfortable being the OP of a thread with rape jokes in it, mostly. And there's enough people who've been raped, that I don't want so many people to think I'm an asshole by silently allowing it to continue.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1377 on: November 10, 2014, 06:56:52 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on November 10, 2014, 06:35:45 pm
I'd prefer seeing jokes that are bad out of being horrible instead of out of being offensive as well, Descan.
You know, operation Barbarossa was an offensive joke, and also pretty horrible. I'm not sure how exactly it would fit into this scheme.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1378 on: November 10, 2014, 06:58:23 pm »
Eh, I'd say just don't protest the rape joke thing. There's tons of other terrible jokes to be had.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1379 on: November 10, 2014, 07:00:00 pm »
Change OP/thread name to say you don't consent to all the rape jokes posted here?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

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