A man goes hunting in the forest. He's out there quite awhile without any luck.
Just as he's getting ready to head home, he spots a large bear. He freezes.
Unsure of what to do, he readies his gun to protect himself, and hopes he stays unseen.
Just then, the bear looks toward him. He fires, briefly closing his eyes as the shot is fired!
No sign of the bear. Pretty soon he feels a tap tap tap on his shoulder.
He turns around: It's the bear!
The bear says " Alright, you've got two options. One, I kill you."
The Hunter replies "... and two?" "Two, you turn around, drop your pants down and bend over"
The Hunter takes option two, and after awhile comes storming out of the woods.
"I'm gonna get that bear. He's gonna pay for this" he says to himself.
The Hunter later returns to the first, this time armed with an elephant gun.
He goes out there, looks near where he thinks he found the bear last time and waits for the bear.
And waits....and waits...and just as he was starting to drift off he sees movement!
He sees the bear! He's got him dead in his sights and he fires!
...but no dead bear. Pretty soon he feels a tap tap tap on his shoulder.
Yet again, it's the bear. The bear gives him the same choices, and again the Hunter chooses to live.
This time though, he really leaves that first angry.
" I swear, if I do nothing else in my life I will Kill that bear!"
The next morning he's ready for that bear. He goes out early and sets up any traps, explosives, or
weapons he can come up with. Then he waits for that bear.
...and waits...and waits...and waits. He sees the bear! He detonates the explosives, triggers the traps,
opens fire....still no dead bear.
Pretty soon he feels a tap tap tap on his shoulder. He turns around and
the bear says "You ain't here for the huntin, are ya."
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