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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2040 on: March 30, 2015, 02:28:25 pm »
Q.) What's America's most popular sex shop?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2041 on: March 30, 2015, 03:05:40 pm »
Michael Jackson accidentally placed an online order for a Boyz II Men album because he thought it's a delivery service.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2042 on: March 30, 2015, 05:47:50 pm »
So Hitler and Stalin are having a heated debate at a local pub when a random person walks in, Hitler calls him over to ask a question.
The person says,"Alright what is it?"
Hitler responds."I need to know how to get rid of a few bodies, you see I killed 30 Jews and a circus clown"
The man, being confused about the statement, responds," why a clown?"
Hitler turns around and yells at Stalin,"HA, I told you no one cared about the Jews!"
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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2043 on: March 30, 2015, 06:34:03 pm »
Q.) Why do professional boxers male great sexual partners?
A.) Because they're good with their fists.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2044 on: March 30, 2015, 06:50:10 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2045 on: March 30, 2015, 10:08:21 pm »
shamelessly stolen off of tumblr

Sherlock and Dr. Watson go camping. After setting their tent up, they crawl inside and go to sleep; in the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes Watson, asks him to look up, and says, "What do you see?"
Watson replies, "Billions and billions of stars."
"From that, what can you deduce?"
"That, provided there are billions and billions of stars, there are just as many planets, and some of those planets are bound to harbor life."
"Watson, you idiot. That means someone stole our tent."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2046 on: April 01, 2015, 07:44:08 am »
What's the difference between a fox and a politician?

A fox is a red-haired, cunning being.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2047 on: April 01, 2015, 05:57:36 pm »
So my boyfriend's little brother told me they were moving away to Connecticut.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2048 on: April 01, 2015, 08:46:44 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2049 on: April 01, 2015, 08:48:12 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2050 on: April 01, 2015, 08:51:34 pm »
Hey, I'm from mars.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2051 on: April 01, 2015, 09:02:40 pm »
You know what they say about big feet?
Big shoes.

You know what they say about big hands?
Big gloves.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2052 on: April 01, 2015, 09:12:35 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 01, 2015, 09:02:40 pm
You know what they say about big hands?
YAOI HANDS

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2053 on: April 02, 2015, 02:37:38 am »
Tea jokes!

Why did the teapot wear a cozy?
Cozy kept him warm.

Why did the teapot get in trouble?
Because he was naughtea.

What did the teapot wear to bed?
A nightea.

Good night.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2054 on: April 02, 2015, 02:39:18 am »
oh, the intensitea of those jokes.
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