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Re: Crime
« Reply #195 on: January 11, 2013, 12:59:48 pm »

Surprised our character was incapable of concealing a jewelry box.  Anyway, take a pause and look at the guy who yelled.  If he comes closer shoot him and anyone in our way as we exit the house.
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« Reply #196 on: January 11, 2013, 03:04:59 pm »

Kill 'em all? Kill 'em all. Knife the close one, shoot the others, run like a BIIIIITCH.
Surprised our character was incapable of concealing a jewelry box.  Anyway, take a pause and look at the guy who yelled.  If he comes closer shoot him and anyone in our way as we exit the house.

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Let's try and not amass a giant body count and witness list.

Fire a shot to scare everyone, then flee and only shoot if someone attacks us on the way

Use the snub nose as the gun, so that way we don't leave foreign evidence at the scene.



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Re: Crime
« Reply #197 on: January 11, 2013, 04:36:29 pm »

Agreeing with TCM here.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #198 on: January 11, 2013, 04:39:13 pm »

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Re: Crime
« Reply #199 on: January 11, 2013, 05:06:29 pm »

Massive body count means there ISN'T a witness list! :P

But I agree.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #200 on: January 11, 2013, 05:21:15 pm »

Can we atleast shoot the first person that gets in our way?
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Re: Crime
« Reply #201 on: January 11, 2013, 05:45:07 pm »

Can we atleast shoot the first person that gets in our way?
Unless by "gets in our way" you mean "attacks us," no.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #202 on: January 11, 2013, 06:17:56 pm »

You run for the door, but one of the guys grabs your arm as you shoot past. You are wrenched back. You draw your weapon, and he lets go, his arms shooting to the sky. You open the door, and dash out but run right into someone coming in. You both go sprawling on the ground, and your gun gets wrestled away from you.


Name: Adrian Funk
Inventory:
Normal clothes
Knife
Desert Eagle [13]
23 rounds .44 Hollowpoint
Hockey Mask
Jewelry Box
Bike
$581.41
Housing:
Crappy Apartment
-Metal Briefcase
-$2500
-20 rounds .44 ACP
-70 rounds .44 Hollowpoint
-12 Gauge Pump [5/19]
-12 Gauge Double Barrel [2/19]
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Gun Shop Owner
Pawn Broker
Arms Dealer
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Re: Crime
« Reply #203 on: January 11, 2013, 06:19:33 pm »

STAB! STAB EVERYTHING!
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« Reply #204 on: January 11, 2013, 07:01:28 pm »

Jump up, grab gun, stab anyone who interferes and then book it!
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« Reply #205 on: January 11, 2013, 07:39:16 pm »

Jump up, grab gun, stab anyone who interferes and then book it!
Attempt to KO them if possible.
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« Reply #206 on: January 11, 2013, 08:01:27 pm »

Jump up, grab gun, stab anyone who interferes and then book it!
Attempt to KO them if possible.

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Re: Crime
« Reply #207 on: January 11, 2013, 08:56:27 pm »

First, I just want to say that the gun store owner from the beginning is the most irresponsible man on the planet. You TOLD him you wanted an untraceable gun, and then he sold you a gun anyway?? What did he think you were up to?

Second, we need a get-away car. At this point, I don't think hopping on a bike and just peddling away will do it. The dude we ran into probably has a car, stab him, steal his keys, and get out of there.
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Re: Crime
« Reply #208 on: January 11, 2013, 08:58:35 pm »

There seems to be a general laxness about crime. It's like we're the star of a movie made by the gun control advocates...
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« Reply #209 on: January 11, 2013, 09:05:44 pm »

There seems to be a general laxness about crime. It's like we're the star of a movie made by the gun control advocates...

I have a feeling we are in an ad about gun control. Shoot someone, run away, freeze in place and narrate about how, if gun control continues to be this lax, this could happen to YOU.
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