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Author Topic: Additional CIA japes [DPRK Thread]  (Read 513907 times)

MarcAFK

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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3961 on: February 11, 2016, 08:32:11 am »

Maybe he watched Nippon cartoons

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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3962 on: February 11, 2016, 10:12:46 am »

Didn't they have some bodget sattellite attempt recently?
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Re: American fascist pigdog TRUMP declares war against DPRK Thread
« Reply #3963 on: February 11, 2016, 10:19:32 am »

It could be that, or it could be he looked at Kim Jong Un in a way that Kim didn't like, we'll probably never know the real reason.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2016, 10:21:56 am by smjjames »
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Otto Warmbier, the American pigdog christian extremist has been convicted to only 15 years of forced labour for his hideous crime against the people's republic of North Korea.
The criminal scum is eternally grateful for the mercy and compassion of the Glorious Leader, and the people of North Korea, and will happily work very hard to repent his crime.

(Warmbier, a 21 year old American student, was arrested after allegedly trying to steal a banner from the wall of his hotel, and has 'confessed' he did this under direct orders of a church in Ohio, which was willing to pay him for the act)

https://youtu.be/BGzl2yLjVnE

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/17/world/asia/north-korea-otto-warmbier-sentenced.html?_r=0
« Last Edit: March 16, 2016, 04:55:13 am by martinuzz »
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Otto Warmbier, the American pigdog christian extremist has been convicted to only 15 years of forced labour for his hideous crime against the people's republic of North Korea.
The criminal scum is eternally grateful for the mercy and compassion of the Glorious Leader, and the people of North Korea, and will happily work very hard to repent his crime.

(Warmbier, a 21 year old American student, was arrested after allegedly trying to steal a banner from the wall of his hotel, and has 'confessed' he did this under direct orders of a church in Ohio, which was willing to pay him for the act)

https://youtu.be/BGzl2yLjVnE

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/17/world/asia/north-korea-otto-warmbier-sentenced.html?_r=0
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Is he really called Warmbier? That's a sucky name if I ever saw one.
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Is he really called Warmbier? That's a sucky name if I ever saw one.
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Ahh fallout from a nuke is nothing... the japan meltdown however, fish are ending up fucked on our beaches. Mmmm mirelurk cakes anyone?

In all honesty I want NK to stop being cowards and just fucking send enough nukes into the moon and fuck the whole shit planet in one epic tidal shift, if it does work then fun. It wont because itl take alot of energy to do so but I would like it.
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Here lived a hate filled spiteful race that couldnt get their shit together, and here is some genetic material to study.
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North Korea please don't nuke the moon

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Re: The DPRK Thread is not a toy, try not to get enslaved.
« Reply #3974 on: March 16, 2016, 08:10:37 am »

You'd give all the Clangers cancer.
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