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Author Topic: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Oh well.]  (Read 378355 times)

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2265 on: September 30, 2013, 10:07:30 am »

((I wonder if GWG will get a breath attack?))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2266 on: September 30, 2013, 10:10:19 am »

GWG should probably double check his pool.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2267 on: September 30, 2013, 10:12:46 am »

Curses!
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2268 on: September 30, 2013, 10:24:34 am »

And we're back.  You may now resume your regularly scheduled magical murder.
TURN THING = SUBMITTED
Shake your turn thing, oh yeah.
[Pot:5+1]  Another hunk of gold.  You can't really tell anything special about this one.
[Pot:1+1]  A tiny chip of bronze.  Too tiny and crappy to test anything.
[Pot:1+1]  See previous spell, except replace bronze with obsidian.
-The dragon glares at you then opens its mouth, which starts glowing.  Oh dear.-
Hey! The dragon thing is just how I handled it with a friend here! (I made a mini arena for him to science and die, he ended up with a bronze-dragon pet, with it's own kill count, dual whips (one a 6+1 crystal whip, other iron) one (left) arm made of hair (5+1 = rhino-horn) One silver (right) leg and an alien face. It was a good day.) I approve.

Also, why does science not like me  :'( have I not given it everything!

OK! IT IZ TIME FO DA CRAZZY SCI!
Mad.
SCIENCE.
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WELCOME TO PERPLEXICON! I HOPE YOU LIKE RESPAWNING!
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2270 on: September 30, 2013, 11:12:24 am »

Respawn!
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2271 on: September 30, 2013, 01:40:34 pm »

"Damn. Gotta solve that..."

Words and shit!
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2272 on: September 30, 2013, 03:23:58 pm »

Say Jupedem Podoinde and try to hide behind anything that appears
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2273 on: September 30, 2013, 04:10:52 pm »

What's that second word?
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2274 on: October 01, 2013, 12:27:26 am »

What's that second word?
If you are talking to me, it is the first word on page 53.
If not, disregard this message.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2013, 05:25:10 am by Vakothu »
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2275 on: October 01, 2013, 07:09:33 am »

What's that second word?
If you are talking to me, it is the first word on page 53.
If not, disregard this message.
He asked you for the word "podoinde", but it actually is in the book, so I don't know why did he ask.

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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2276 on: October 01, 2013, 07:44:13 am »

*facepalm*

It'd help if I searched the wordlist for it instead of the player list.  Derp.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2277 on: October 01, 2013, 12:04:35 pm »

Pariah:  You still have one point to spend.

Remove axe. Say words.

"Pioncale Bical-Uticat-Villognio-Swinat!" "Pioncale Ustrint Ebut Uticat! Mirkin Taurniso!

Attack with axe or breath weapon or claws/teeth/tail.
do stuff.

[Science Spd:6-1]
[Outcast Spd:6]
[Urist Spd:1+1]

Outcast wizard bellows out a word from his great height.

[Pot:2+1]  There's a small burst of darkness in front of him, that causes no real effect.  Shrugging, he just goes for a kill.

[Outcast Dex:3+1]
[Urist Dex:5+1]

The dwarf dodges beneath his blow.

Science Man yells a lot at the dwarf, then tries to free his arm.

[Science Str:3-1]  Nope.  At least it's not worse this time.  He shrugs and tries to magic his way out of this.

[Science Pot:4]  Magical ley lines spread across his body, returning it to flesh, and also causing his arm stump to start bleeding.  Oh yeah.  Also, that magma axe stuck in it REALLY BURNS NOW.  It does come out as he start flailing around, though- at least it's cauterized.

Science Man activates the lines in preparation of an attack.  He turns into a green scaly drake- that's still missing one arm and injured in the other.  He doesn't think he has a breath attack.

[Science End:3]  He heaves and huffs- the pain is distracting him. (-1 dex to this attack roll)

[Science Dex:6-1-1]
[Urist Dex:5+1]

The dwarf blocks his attack with his shield.  He looks at his two attackers, and goes for the obviously easier target.

[Urist Dex:6+1]
[Science Dex:5-1]

[Urist Str:2+2]
[Science End:1]

His magma axe cleaves right under Science Man's right shoulder and into his chest, carving and burning a horrible wound.  Science Man roars in pain.

{Fatally wounded:1 turn remaining.}


OK! IT IZ TIME FO DA CRAZZY SCI!

You pull out all the stops on your science.

[Pot:5+1]  A large staff made entirely of arcane energy forms in the air.  It hovers in the air shaking for a few seconds, as if something in the magic is contradicting itself.  Eventually, it fires north-northeast straight into the wall, dropping to the floor.

You walk over and pick it up, but nothing you try gives any indication of special properties- not willing cool stuff to happen, not poking the wall with it, not swinging it around.


Science!

This is quite the sciencetastic area, isn't it?

[Pot:4+2]  A jet of water shoots out from your finger in the direction you're pointing.

[Pot:4+2]
[Will:6+1]  You hear a splash from the opposite side of the room.  You turn, and see quite a bit of water flooding from the area you had in mind.  How about that...


Words and shit!

Damn you magic!

[Pot:1+1]  You get a twisted lump of weird-looking steel.  Damn you magic!


Say Jupedem Podoinde and try to hide behind anything that appears

[Azilain Spd:6]
[Dragon Spd:3]

Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap

[Azilain Pot:5] A large wall of arcane energy pops into being.  You get down behind it just as the dragon's mouth lights up.

[Breath:3]* A burst of arcane energy arcs out of the mouth of the dragon.  It slams into the wall, blowing a chunk out of the far side.  Looks like it bought you a little time.

The dragon is regarding the wall.  You're pretty sure it can just step around it...



Quote from: Players
Unholy_Pariah:  North side, Grand Room (2/3 Pool, Body is big and arcane) [Arcane greatsword] (5)
Bigf00t: Bigf01t - East entrance, Bottomless Pit (6 Pool, Body is arcane field over steel core) [Arcane hoverhammer, Arcane shield, Wand] {Chest feels burned/raw} (6)
GreatWyrmGold: Science Man - North Edge, Grand Room (1/6 Pool, Dragon Form) {Right arm is gone, left arm has massive gash, chest is half-sliced through, one turn from death}
Rolepgeek: Damon Harper - East Side, Spike Room (2 Pool)
Tomcost: Jabon -  East side, Bottomless Pit (4 Pool, Body is air) (15)
Vakothu: Azilain - North side, Cavern (1/3 Pool)  {Right hand is inert steel (stuck to heavy magnet), chest is cut and bleeding}
Dermonster: Derm - South Side, Cavern (5 Pool, Arcane/Force/Light/Dark mixed form) [Force Helmet, Force Platemail]
Defiatos: Wilbur Wilson Deerkill - South side, Grand Room (2 Pool)

Urist Lamkalallibash - North edge, Grand Room




*Inherent breath weapons are 1d4+2 for effect, following standard RTD results.  Magical breath spells (which may or may not exist, cough cough) are unaffected by this rule.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2278 on: October 01, 2013, 12:10:46 pm »

((DAMMIT.))

"You have not seen the last of SCIENCE MAN!"

Retreat.

((Dammit, I only have 1 Pool...when you say "drake" injured in one "arm," you mean that I am something with manual dexterity, right?))

"Rogran..."

Use the result to bind my wound.
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Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Urist Lamkalallibash]
« Reply #2279 on: October 01, 2013, 01:26:29 pm »

((Yes, you have manual dexterity, though you only have one injured arm.  Also, even if you perfectly bind your wound, it won't be enough to save you- your right lung is basically cut in half.))
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