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Author Topic: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 11:Xantalos....)  (Read 22772 times)

mastahcheese

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 4:Deathmatch Time)
« Reply #45 on: October 30, 2013, 12:23:41 am »

Ignore the GM, keep running.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 4:Deathmatch Time)
« Reply #46 on: October 30, 2013, 12:55:47 am »

Enjoy my sweet ride for a bit. Be indestructible.

ROCK THIS DOOD'S WORLD WITH MY AB-CANNONS!
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A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #47 on: October 30, 2013, 03:42:18 pm »

. . .PERSUADE XANTALOS TO BE THE BLUE KATAMARI THE UNIVERSE DESERVES AND FIX MY ARMS THROUGH INTERPRETATIVE DANCING
(2)Xantalos is thinking about it.(4)You perform a rejuvenatory dance.

Teleport forward a few turns.
(5)You teleport to the future.You look for yourself but you can't find yourself.
The racetrack seems to be fine.


Dodge any attacks and run as far away as possible from the battle.
Ignore the GM, keep running.
(2+6)You ignore the GM and continue  the race anyway.
The racetrack is going straight up into outer space and you think what to do.


Enjoy my sweet ride for a bit. Be indestructible.
Enjoy my sweet ride for a bit. Be indestructible.

ROCK THIS DOOD'S WORLD WITH MY AB-CANNONS!
You honk then you get interrupted by Ragnarok shooting missiles at you.
(4)vs(3) You get hit by some missiles.You get angry and honk at Ragnarok when Flabort flies off your car into Ragnaroks seat.


Accelerate by bouncing off Ozarck's hummer, give a good kick into the air, and hide inside the shell while it smashes through Ragnarok BICEPS jet.
(2)You have belly burns from the sliding.
(4)You bounce off Ozarcks hummer and (6) land in Ragnarok's jet.


Urist McDwarf-Running on the ground.
LordSlowpoke-Blue paint bin master,healer of hands and arms.
Persus-Staring at the Komodo Dragon.
PlayerGamer-In a military helicopter.
Flabort-Chilling out with Ragnarok..+2 combat.
GWG-In the future.
Scood-Sprinting with really fast feet.
MastahCheese-Windrunner.
Ragnarok97071-BICEPS Jet pilot.
Ozarck-Driving a Hummer.
Xantalos-The World.
Other Competitors-19 left.

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2013, 06:10:26 pm »

Team up with Komodo dragon to kill all the NPC competitors.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2013, 06:23:05 pm »

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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2013, 08:07:42 pm »

Contemplate what this means.

Teleport backwards in time several turns and to the finish line.
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2013, 10:18:10 pm »

Rotate self 90 degrees, keep running!
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2013, 10:34:54 pm »

Strafe EVERYTHING
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2013, 11:16:42 pm »

run so fast I end up going back in time a few turns before it became a death match
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2013, 11:25:51 pm »

EAT THE PAST, PREVENTING TIME TRAVEL
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #55 on: October 30, 2013, 11:27:36 pm »

EAT THE PAST, PREVENTING TIME TRAVEL

SLAM THE FUTURE INTO THE BLUE PAINT BIN AND CLOSE THE LID
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2013, 11:29:12 pm »

EAT THE PAST, PREVENTING TIME TRAVEL

SLAM THE FUTURE INTO THE BLUE PAINT BIN AND CLOSE THE LID
THEN RIP OPEN THE PRESENT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2013, 11:47:28 pm »

EAT THE PAST, PREVENTING TIME TRAVEL

SLAM THE FUTURE INTO THE BLUE PAINT BIN AND CLOSE THE LID
THEN RIP OPEN THE PRESENT BEFORE CHRISTMAS

ENSURE PRESENT IS PROPERLY WRAPPED BEFORE BEING RIPPED OPEN
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2013, 01:25:48 am »

PREPARE THE PEC-NUKES!
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Re: A Minimalistic Return (Turn 5:What is the future?)
« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2013, 08:44:20 am »

Continue enjoying my sweet ride. Transcend into the realm of coolness and badassery. Shut up, spellcheck, badassery is so a word.
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