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Author Topic: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Not grading on a curve.  (Read 129298 times)

Hapah

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #345 on: January 21, 2014, 11:22:06 pm »

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #346 on: January 21, 2014, 11:22:52 pm »

As long as we don't reference Einsteinian Roulette, we should be fine.

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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #347 on: January 21, 2014, 11:37:17 pm »

Why would we sacrifice STEPHEN HAWKING, to someone else? Now that just doesn't make sense.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #348 on: January 21, 2014, 11:45:51 pm »

STEPHEN HAWKING is Grate's new dad due to quantum shenanigans.
By his own claims. He's been a bit absentee. Even more so than Jim, which is remarkable since Jim's player stopped playing.

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.
...+1 to this, sadly the most sensible and least horrible suggestion so far.
-1 to everything else.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #349 on: January 21, 2014, 11:59:46 pm »

+1 to sacrificing stephen hawking
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #350 on: January 22, 2014, 12:20:12 am »

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.
...+1 to this, sadly the most sensible and least horrible suggestion so far.
-1 to everything else.
+1
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #351 on: January 22, 2014, 12:51:23 am »

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.
...+1 to this, sadly the most sensible and least horrible suggestion so far.
-1 to everything else.
+1
+1
Ignore my old vote
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #352 on: January 22, 2014, 01:11:41 am »

Don't worry folks, I gots a plan.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #353 on: January 22, 2014, 01:15:29 am »

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.
...+1 to this, sadly the most sensible and least horrible suggestion so far.
-1 to everything else.
+1
+1
Ignore my old vote
+1 Better than most of the ideas out there.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #354 on: January 22, 2014, 07:36:44 am »

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.
...+1 to this, sadly the most sensible and least horrible suggestion so far.
-1 to everything else.
+1
+1
Ignore my old vote
+1 Better than most of the ideas out there.
+1 I don't know why everyone is taking this so seriously.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #355 on: January 22, 2014, 07:57:21 am »

STEPHEN HAWKING is Grate's new dad due to quantum shenanigans.
By his own claims. He's been a bit absentee. Even more so than Jim, which is remarkable since Jim's player stopped playing.

Hey he's trying! I mean we've been kinda separated since the quantum shenanigans happened. And he STILL made a point of appearing in Grates internal monologue for a chat, despite also being miles away suspended over an elevator shaft at the time. STEPHEN HAWKING is awesome like that.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #356 on: January 22, 2014, 08:57:01 am »

I don't know why everyone is taking this so seriously.
The presence of a kid does that.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #357 on: January 22, 2014, 08:58:09 am »

Nooooo guys! We must get the sacrifices over early so that they have a profound impact on this child's future life!
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #358 on: January 22, 2014, 09:32:45 am »

I don't know why everyone is taking this so seriously.
The presence of a kid does that.
There's a general trend among just about everyone, really horrible people included, to consider kids to be sacrosanct; it's why child abusers and pedophiles tend to fare poorly in prison. It's also why people who are genocidal sociopaths in DF still get mad when they think about Obok Meatgod.
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Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« Reply #359 on: January 22, 2014, 09:42:05 am »

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.
...+1 to this, sadly the most sensible and least horrible suggestion so far.
-1 to everything else.
+1
+1
Ignore my old vote

+1, what the hell.


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Does it involve getting him a band of droogs, milk bars, and Beethoven?
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