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Reader count!  Do you read TLCM?  If so, pick your favorite character below!

Misty Kolnazom, the Greatest Cheesemaker Ever!
Reg Pashmad the Recruit
Gruzzlus Holt the Captain
Plumpy the Plump Helmet Man
Kulet Lokunnomel the Nun
Enir Twigappears the Overseer
Darkerdaffodil the Elf
Maynard the Mule
Other
Iron Owl the Iron Knight

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Author Topic: The Littlest Cheesemaker - Updated 8/26  (Read 931186 times)

Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2700 on: January 14, 2015, 12:38:56 am »

I like Plumpy but any plot should be 1-2 pages a chapter or maybe in the background (literally) of other events.

+1 for background
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2701 on: January 14, 2015, 04:48:36 am »

All this cheesemaker necromancer fanwank makes no sense.

Why would a cheesemaker be a necromancer ? Because they're useless and rejected ? You mean a small animal dissector wouldn't be better ?

or something more fitting such as butcher/a healthcare job

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2702 on: January 14, 2015, 06:45:15 am »

Goddamn, I've been spending the last few days catching up on the pages I missed because I have an in-progress digital redo of the fanart I posted waaaay earlier in the thread and it wouldn't seem right to post it without catching up. (Also it's good incentive to keep up with a good story for once, which I haven't done in quite some time for convoluted reasons.) I left off at page 48, currently at 118. I didn't expect to miss this much, though 95% of it is just discussion.

Anyway, just letting you know you've (re)gained another reader, and that mollusk-slow fanart is on the way. :D

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THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2703 on: January 14, 2015, 11:14:27 am »


"Misty... I'm already a demon."
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2704 on: January 14, 2015, 01:13:31 pm »

All this cheesemaker necromancer fanwank makes no sense.

Why would a cheesemaker be a necromancer ? Because they're useless and rejected ? You mean a small animal dissector wouldn't be better ?

or something more fitting such as butcher/a healthcare job

We're debating the nature of the owner of the Tower they passed more than Misty's future career. It would be mildly amusing if he were the Necrocheeser instead of a regular necromancer because it would make him more of an antagonist to Misty specifically instead of the fort in general.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2705 on: January 14, 2015, 01:22:25 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2706 on: January 14, 2015, 01:24:12 pm »

Wait a minute, aren't all corpses stripped naked before being hauled off to the refuse pile?
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/3
« Reply #2708 on: January 14, 2015, 01:59:37 pm »

Choose Dorkierdaffodil's corpse to haul. (Obviously) Maybe he's not all the way dead! Attempt resuscitation. (Possibly gross).

If he's really really dead, I bet I you know about someone who might be able to help! Someone nearby! Someone with specific useful tips and tricks regarding life and death!


If it is the necromancercheeser, this is a really badgood idea.
Fixed that for you.
Also, +1 to background rebellion.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2709 on: January 14, 2015, 02:55:48 pm »

Re: PHM rebellion vs armed soldiers: that's exactly why they don't rebell unless they massively outnumber the soldiers.
Plumpy: You are locked in a dark damp room that's visibly suitable for mushroom life. You have access to several other PHM, surely some are the opposite gender? Breed.
Or just wait until all the soldiers are otherwise occupied with FUN.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2710 on: January 14, 2015, 03:23:32 pm »

They make Plumpy their leader.

When they finally break out, Plumpy roars the command: "Release the spores!" The entire fort becomes infected. Some die. Some live and become slaves to the Plump Helmet Hivemind. The fungus begins growing everywhere. Plump helmet people begin life anew, with the above-ground sanctuary they had claimed.

Long live the cause.
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Five sieging Werebeasts, four Giant Dingoes, three sneaky Thieves, two drunken Black bears, and a Titan killing spree!

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2711 on: January 14, 2015, 04:46:57 pm »

Somebody needs to play PHM Fortress, slowly spread spores across the land and fend of vicious herbivore donkeys.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2712 on: January 14, 2015, 06:12:11 pm »

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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2713 on: January 15, 2015, 03:00:51 am »

Readers: Worry about Misty instead.
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Re: The Littlest Cheesemaker (Illustrated Interactive Story) Update 1/11
« Reply #2714 on: January 15, 2015, 06:49:18 am »

Hehe, who would have guessed plump helmet men rebellions would become so popular?

For anyone interested, the PHM overgrowth mod has been updated for DF2014.Link
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