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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2611 on: June 12, 2015, 05:24:03 pm »

I challenge you to a duel.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2612 on: June 13, 2015, 06:13:58 am »

I challenge you to a duel.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2613 on: June 13, 2015, 06:19:03 am »

One of my favourite scenes from the Belgariad or Mallorean, I forget which, involves someone being challenged to a duel by taking a gothic gauntlet to the teeth. Not that weird.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2614 on: June 13, 2015, 06:29:48 am »

It's fairly weird when silk gloves crack your skull open and lodge in your brain though

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2615 on: June 13, 2015, 07:01:29 am »

Seems pretty standard for DF mechanics, though.

I mean, this is a game where you can chop night trolls in half by stabbing them with a fork.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2616 on: June 13, 2015, 07:37:49 am »

One of my favourite scenes from the Belgariad or Mallorean, I forget which, involves someone being challenged to a duel by taking a gothic gauntlet to the teeth. Not that weird.
Wasn't that in Men In Tights?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2617 on: June 13, 2015, 11:54:22 am »

Who actually is the community of Yahoo Answers? A decent portion believe in astrology, more than half say that Ouija boards will for real make you be haunted by ghosts and demons, and they can't even do dank memes properly.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2618 on: June 13, 2015, 11:58:29 am »

Who actually is the community of Yahoo Answers? A decent portion believe in astrology, more than half say that Ouija boards will for real make you be haunted by ghosts and demons, and they can't even do dank memes properly.

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...Can we at least get the answer to that?

The answer is: "Yes, and it gets worse. There's one inside you."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2619 on: June 13, 2015, 12:15:29 pm »

Who actually is the community of Yahoo Answers? A decent portion believe in astrology, more than half say that Ouija boards will for real make you be haunted by ghosts and demons, and they can't even do dank memes properly.

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The answer is: "Yes, and it gets worse. There's one inside you."

We are scared of the skeleton, because he is us. He is us without our protection, he is us at our barest. The skeleton is the most human of us all, and we fear them for it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2620 on: June 13, 2015, 12:36:26 pm »

No, we fear the skeleton not because they expose us at our most base and instinctive level of humanity, but because they are us without humanity. No matter with which to make a body, or a heart. No blood to course with warmth inside us. No love, only coldness and a dark, dank feel of the utter meaningless of life.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2621 on: June 13, 2015, 01:02:22 pm »

But what about Skeleton Man, who is half-man, half-skeleton, and fights his evil nemesis, Skin Man?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2622 on: June 13, 2015, 01:04:11 pm »

Yea, and skulduggery pleasant is going to appear and kick some ass for you.

Don't buy good skeletons - they all have a bone to pick with man-kind.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2623 on: June 13, 2015, 01:19:58 pm »

Don't you get it? The person asking the question is aware that her disbelief of skeletons is a mark of insanity. This is why she is asking for help.

Looking for skeletons, you will not find them, until you realize the greatest truth...skeleton lies within us all.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #2624 on: June 13, 2015, 01:27:27 pm »

Skeletons?! Fetch me my blade!
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