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[TheFlame52]

Put me back on the list, I'm feeling DFish.

[Eric Blank]

I will upload the save either tomorrow evening or Tuesday, depending on how long it takes.

Save's up. Have ‼FUN‼ with that!

I forgot the URL. Sometimes I need to slap myself...

[Bralbaard]

I will upload the save either tomorrow evening or Tuesday, depending on how long it takes.

Save's up. Have ‼FUN‼ with that!

I forgot the URL. Sometimes I need to slap myself...

I had missed the update with the uploaded save.
I'll send migue5356 a PM.

[Bralbaard]

No response. NAV is up next.

[NAV]

Turn started.

[NAV]

Spoiler: THE ADVENTURES OF CONI GENAMMEC (click to show/hide)

My name is Coni Womentips, hearthperson of the Band of Distraction.
I struck up a conversation with Lady Omli Dopodilum, mentioned that I was a great adventurer and she asked me to slay a roc, Rosha Saffronpants the Special Hoof. Killed 28 in his lust for murder.

I "borrowed" some equipment from the keep, a full suit of armour including a bronze helm with an image of a horse monster. It is terrifying.
I also found a lead flask with an image of a satyr on it.

In the keep's basement I found some brown recluse spider man webs. Worth investigating. I found a couple pikemen also in the basement. They refused to join my quest then told me to go kill a dragon. Jerks probably want me dead. There were no spider men though.

After travelling a few hours I found a lair. A lair that contained absolutely nothing!

While crossing a river, I found a giant snail. I snuck up behind it and grabbed both its eyestalks in my hands, but it was too strong and wrestled them away. Then I struck it twice with my iron greatsword, denting the shell. It leapt into the air like I never knew a snail could, and while it was airborn I clove a large gash into its shell. Then I slashed of both its eyestalks and chopped the beasts head off. I took its right eyestalk as a trophy.

The sun went down before I could make it to a town. I have no companions. Shit. I am surrounded by an incessant cackling.

Thus ends the tale of Coni Genammec.

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[Timeless Bob]

Ah yes, the Giant Snail.  Big as a bus, strong as a grizzly, and docile as a, well, as a snail.  Survives as a species by coating predators in bogey-man attracting pheromones.  (Is thought by some to be the adult form of bogey-men after the "incessant cackling" larval stage.)

[Eric Blank]

Like these things;

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That show was nuts, by the way.

[Cerapter]

Welp. Just in time for the finals.
I ain't go no time for dis, sadly. Still have to do about 90 or a hundred theses (20 from every subject).

Skip my turn.

[Timeless Bob]

Like these things;

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That show was nuts, by the way.

What show was this?  I don't recognize it.

[Eric Blank]

"The future is wild." Aka "the 3d modelling department guys were really fucking high last Wednesday, but we think we can make money off it anyway."

[Timeless Bob]

It got published, so I guess it worked.  "Future History"... wild.

[NAV]

I totally remember that show. It was weird, but kinda cool.

[Bralbaard]

Ah, yes, I actually liked that. Were there multiple episodes? I've only seen it once, and I don't remember the snail things.
I've send deepfreeze a PM .

[Eric Blank]

I'm not sure if they were episodes, but the show was aired in several parts over the course of a week or something. Probably find it on Netflix now, as a guess.