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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7485 on: January 18, 2018, 01:01:03 pm »
The USA also doesn't try to levy taxes on income for people in situations like that unless they're making more than $90,000/yr too, and I'm guessing the Eritrean government doesn't have a similar policy.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7486 on: January 18, 2018, 10:04:20 pm »
Also, Eritrea is significantly weaker on the world stage than the USA, so the Netherlands can get away with laying down the law somewhat.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7487 on: January 22, 2018, 08:22:54 pm »
Macron says France would probably vote to leave EU if allowed to vote.

FFS THE FRENCH WILL LEAVE THE EU BEFORE US. UK 2 slow, gotta go fast
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7488 on: January 22, 2018, 09:04:40 pm »
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Macron says France would probably vote to leave EU if allowed to vote.

FFS THE FRENCH WILL LEAVE THE EU BEFORE US. UK 2 slow, gotta go fast

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7489 on: January 22, 2018, 09:08:23 pm »
As we come up to New Years 2019, Angela Merkel has finalized the historic agreement removing Germany from the European Union in all capacity. Observers are now speculating as to the role UK Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn will take, as he is already informally viewed as the leader of European politics in our time.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7490 on: January 23, 2018, 02:08:24 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 22, 2018, 08:22:54 pm
Macron says France would probably vote to leave EU if allowed to vote.

FFS THE FRENCH WILL LEAVE THE EU BEFORE US. UK 2 slow, gotta go fast

They haven't even done Article 50 yet....
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7491 on: January 23, 2018, 04:42:19 am »
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 22, 2018, 08:22:54 pm
Macron says France would probably vote to leave EU if allowed to vote.

FFS THE FRENCH WILL LEAVE THE EU BEFORE US. UK 2 slow, gotta go fast

They haven't even done Article 50 yet....

Oh, but they're the French. They'll just put up some barricades, wave a flag, fart in Brussels's general direction, crown Macron as Emperor Napoleon V, and call it a revolution. Napoleon V then slips on wet floor in a public toilet in Belgium and dies. This incident will become commonly known as the Watery Loo Accident. The French Sixth Republic is then declared, and it promptly surrenders to Luxemburg in order to rejoin the EU...
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7492 on: January 23, 2018, 05:42:15 am »
Ireland is best euroland
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7493 on: January 23, 2018, 10:08:04 am »
Northern Ireland is best britishland.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7494 on: January 23, 2018, 10:29:24 am »
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Northern Ireland is best britishland.

You mean North Ireland?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7495 on: January 23, 2018, 11:16:18 am »
What's Donegal got to do with this?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7496 on: January 23, 2018, 01:35:30 pm »
I found out only recently that there are bits of Ireland northerner than Northern Ireland.


Incidentally I´m going to spend a few months in Sligo... which is NOT quite that far up but... still pretty far.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7497 on: January 23, 2018, 01:37:06 pm »
Northerner Ireland?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7498 on: January 23, 2018, 01:40:22 pm »
Quote from: Jopax on January 23, 2018, 01:37:06 pm
Northerner Ireland?
Donegal is pretty much Northernest Ireland.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #7499 on: January 23, 2018, 01:42:18 pm »
I believe it's just called the Republic. Or, the longer winded form - the Republic of Ireland. :P

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