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[Draignean]

Is there room at the fire for an old wanderer to rest his weary bones sign up for a turn at this most relaxing of forts?

[TheFlame52]

relaxing

Wrong fort buddy.

[Draignean]

relaxing

Wrong fort buddy.

By Armok's Infinite Beard you're an impertinent one. Relaxing is in the eye of the beholder, and the things I've seen... Heh. Heh heh heh.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

What in the name of Armok is this place?

Oh, sorry, where are my manners? Rovod Asistubbul, dwarven... something. I've traveled. I've held many jobs. Fishing, adventuring, book-keeping, soldiering, chemistring, writing, and really bad poeting. I've also picked up some doctoring on my travels. At the moment, though, I am... tromping through the forges to build a wall. I'm not really sure why.

You know what? Fuck this. I'm not going to build a wall. Who does that overseer think he is? Donald Dwarpf? There is Norseman blood literally falling from the skies, and I'm toiling away in the depths of the earth, not to make something or anything useful, just piling a block on top of another block for some aethestic nonsense. No. No. No!

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Overseer's Journal, Granite 1st, 322:

And done! I knew I could become the overseer if I really tried. I raised an angry mob and locked the Elflord in his room. Hah! I'm in control now!

oh armok what have I done

[Mr Frog]

Is there room at the fire for an old wanderer to rest his weary bones sign up for a turn at this most relaxing of forts?

*blinks confusedly*

Holy shit it's Draignean. How've you been?

[Draignean]

Is there room at the fire for an old wanderer to rest his weary bones sign up for a turn at this most relaxing of forts?

*blinks confusedly*

Holy shit it's Draignean. How've you been?

Can't complain. Took some courses. Mastered the horrors of time and space. Yourself?

[Monitor Lisard]

Is there room at the fire for an old wanderer to rest his weary bones sign up for a turn at this most relaxing of forts?

YUS- Do not mind the grunt good sir, it is completely groundless. We are happy to see you here in our time of need, need for overseers to fill the gaps since many are already dropping. Please be seated on this most comfortable throne of spawn bone, I hope you're enjoying your *plump helmet wine*.

[Aseaheru]

 We have an elfen noble running about?

[TheBiggerFish]

HOLY CARP DRAIGNEAN YISSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

*squee*

I look forward to artifact updates menacing with spikes of awesome.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

We have an elfen noble running about?

Your name means Leaflord, right?

[Mr Frog]

Is there room at the fire for an old wanderer to rest his weary bones sign up for a turn at this most relaxing of forts?

*blinks confusedly*

Holy shit it's Draignean. How've you been?

Can't complain. Took some courses. Mastered the horrors of time and space. Yourself?

Here's the short version


E:

HOLY CARP DRAIGNEAN YISSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

*squee*

I look forward to artifact updates menacing with spikes of awesome.

^ What he said

[TheBiggerFish]

*hugs Mr Frog*

[Aseaheru]

Your name means Leaflord, right?

Probally. Doesent make the character a noble. Or an elf.

[MidnightJaguar]

That sounds just like something one of those duplicitous elven nobles would say. 

[Draignean]

Well, I took a look at the save out of morbid curiosity.

It's interesting in there right now. My first (totally non-canon and for observational purposes only) was to slaughter all the accumulated bards and throw their bodies into the side temples. It was surprisingly cathartic.

I think I'm figuring out my character for my reign.