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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745412 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #45 on: May 23, 2017, 10:37:26 am »

A Connecting our bloodline with the that of Houlandin decendants can only make reforming Luathbas easier right?  :P
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2017, 10:41:41 am »

You agree to the marriage proposal.

The woman you marry few weeks later - Auga - turns out to be average in both body and mind, but as your maids note, she has a knack for knitting and embroidery. Your marriage is attended by a choir of Alldivine monks, chanting praises of all that is divine and asking the divines to bring you love, prosperity and many children.

1076 AD, Winter

The wagons full of silver arrive in your palace to fill the coffers of your Treasury!

Few days later you receive a letter from the Cloisterlord of Tech; the local cloisters have about a thousand of trained youth and a group of veterans, ready to serve in your Army, if you're willing to donate to the Alldivines.

A) Send the money, bring the warriors!
B) On other hand, that was a silly pact. Renounce it!
« Last Edit: May 23, 2017, 10:45:33 am by Haspen »
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #47 on: May 23, 2017, 10:43:46 am »

A
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #48 on: May 23, 2017, 10:54:48 am »

Alldivines deliver!

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #49 on: May 23, 2017, 10:55:52 am »

A
We just made this decision. We aren't that flakey.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #50 on: May 23, 2017, 10:57:23 am »

A
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2017, 11:03:57 am »

You send the money and within a week, the brave warriorpriests and so on join your regular soldiers.

1076 AD, Midwinter

While you're eating dinner with your wife, munching on a roast duck, sudden there's a loud screech, and then an explosion that shakes the entire castle.

After you are informed that it is not an attack by some magical creatures, one of sentries informs you that he saw a flash of light in the nearby forest. After few hours, a search party locates few smashed trees, a crater and several fragments of shiny black rock in its centre.

"Sky iron, my liege!" Says one of your scholars as the pieces are brought in for examination. "A rare and magical rock, it is." You decide to...

A) Sell the rocks away for hefty amount of coin.
B) Have the Methiant smiths smelt it down into a trinket for your dear wife.
C) Call the dwarves to come and fashion this rare ore into something truly spectacular - for a price of course.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2017, 11:06:59 am »

C

We ain't a warrior who has need of an artifact per say, but we are a diplomat, and might actually benefit from an excuse to meet the dwarfs.
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Draignean

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2017, 11:07:41 am »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2017, 11:22:01 am »

C

None better in the airborne mineral business.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2017, 11:25:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2017, 11:33:21 am »

B!

Trinkets for the wife Goddess!
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BIRDS.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2017, 11:36:35 am »

C If nothing else maybe they'll want to buy it or trade for it? Plus it'll let us start getting to know the Dwarves with our new character.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2017, 11:45:19 am »

C

We ain't a warrior who has need of an artifact per say, but we are a diplomat, and might actually benefit from an excuse to meet the dwarfs.

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #59 on: May 23, 2017, 11:45:47 am »

Can we make it into a spear? So it doubles as our walking stick? :P

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