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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745527 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7815 on: February 24, 2018, 09:14:41 am »

inb4 gamma ray burst and everyone dies.

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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7816 on: February 24, 2018, 11:14:17 am »

inb4 gamma ray burst and everyone dies.

C

Everyone hurry to the orcworld and wait for the life-ending event


c or A

C

Should be cheaper than a wizard.

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7817 on: February 24, 2018, 12:11:26 pm »

You ask mystics and astrologists for guidance.

Alldivine mystics believe that it is the sign of Alldivine blessing for the Empire. They suggest that a temple be built for the occassion.

Pantheonist mystics believe that the gods are warring with each other. According to them, prayer and fasting and processions of true worshippers are only means of saving the universe from godly conflict.

Parsian mystics believe that the Eleven are angry, and a dedicated sacrifice of eleven young boys and virgin girls is needed to appease the heavens for the next few hundred years.

A) Alldiviners must be right. Let's sponsor construction of a new temple to show our gratitude for the blessing.
B) Pantheonists sound reasonable. Let's order mandatory attendance in Pantheonist rituals as long as the sign of war persists in the heaven.
C) Parsians surely know best. Let's make with the bloody sacrifice, weeping over the heavy price of it.
D) ...Those mystics are using waaaay too much incense during their oracle sessions.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7818 on: February 24, 2018, 12:34:43 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7819 on: February 24, 2018, 12:40:01 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7820 on: February 24, 2018, 12:50:57 pm »

IT IS A SIGN OF... D.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7821 on: February 24, 2018, 01:28:31 pm »

D
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7822 on: February 24, 2018, 01:48:40 pm »

D or

E Bring a wizard for it's opinion
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7823 on: February 24, 2018, 02:16:52 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7824 on: February 24, 2018, 02:44:54 pm »

D
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7825 on: February 24, 2018, 03:11:04 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7826 on: February 24, 2018, 03:50:44 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7827 on: February 24, 2018, 03:59:42 pm »

A
I mean, why not.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7828 on: February 24, 2018, 04:09:30 pm »

A.  We're "doing something", which is what matters, but it's less forceful than mandated fasting and less horrifically unpopular than murdering eleven people.  I'd argue against D because we are already developing a reputation for passivity amongst the people and the common folk do actually care about all this mystic crap.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7829 on: February 24, 2018, 06:56:00 pm »

Is there any of these that we've been particularly nice/not nice to recently?
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