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[A_Curious_Cat]

Dwarves should requires a “jukebox” in their tavern.  This should consist of a bunch of naked elven performers in a cage…

[brewer bob]

There should also be an option to have a "dukebox" in the tavern. Pretty much the same as above, except elves are replaced with nobles...

[Jrleebus]

Attacks made by skilled gelders should geld more often.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add skilled gilders so we can have golden geese and golden calves.

[Nordlicht]

Everything a skilled gelder touches is gelded.

[Eric Blank]

Skilled gelders always end up gelding themselves or their husbands, thus never having children of their own.

[brewer bob]

Some gelders like to collect trophies from their victims. Sometimes they decorate their guildhalls with these.

Also, sometimes their "guild" is called 'The Voluntary Extinction of Dwarfkind' and they petition to have all citizens gelded.

[King Zultan]

Gelders of legendary skill can geld anything they come into contact with, this includes things like stones, mugs, furniture, and even the floors they walk upon.

[A_Curious_Cat]

They can even geld the player!

[Eric Blank]

Legendary +5 gelders can geld females.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Give kobolds religion, but instead of gods or forces they can only worship various mundane objects (such as socks or certain vegetables).

[brewer bob]

Dwarves should respect kobolds that worship socks and sometimes they will join the religion.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves that start worshiping the same socks as kobolds will slowly stop speaking and start communicating by utterances, and if they continue worshiping long enough they devolve into kobolds.

[brewer bob]

All dwarves grow attached to a singular sock and give them names like to weapons and shields. They then will refuse to wear any other sock (except on the other foot). However, unlike other named items, named socks are still subject to wear and will eventually rot. And this comes with bad thoughts, leading eventually to mortification and severe depression when the named sock rots completely.

Each dwarf also has a preference for socks ("Urist likes socks") and 90% of the time when they get a strange mood, they will create an artifact sock. These socks are not subject to wear, but the dwarves don't put them on. Instead, they like to display them and admire them for their beauty.

[Uthimienure]

There is a 50% chance that any dwarf will create an artifact sock, or 100% if "Urist likes socks".
Just imagine the artifact list now...