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[Eric Blank]

Dont forget, the felt makers need to go insane after a few months.

In fact, any creature that has even a single point in the feltmaking skill should have a 10% chance to go mad every month.

[brewer bob]

Well if fez hats aren't bad, what about if some dwarves like to wear fedoras, fake glasses and drive fixed-gear minecarts.

[A_Curious_Cat]

New noble:  OSHA Inspector.

[King Zultan]

Make every dwarf safety conscious, now a dwarf won't do anything that might not be safe, meaning they won't do pretty mush anything and will immediately abandon the fort the moment it is founded because of safety concerns.

[Resmisal]

Replace the DF theme song with Toccata Arpeggiata by Kapsberger.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Update the graphics for vampires in the Steam version to make them sparkle.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Update the graphics for vampires in the Steam version to make them sparkle.

Werebeasts' humanoid sprites now always display as shirtless.

[Nordlicht]

But the upper half is displayed in ascii

[Eric Blank]

Draw junk on them, then censor it with ascii instead of clothing.

[BlueManedHawk]

Draw junk on them, then censor it with ascii instead of clothing.

Depending on the chosen ascii, that might be inneffective censorship.

[King Zultan]

Replace all ASCII characters with pictures of penises and vaginas.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Add in Dwarven Post Offices, which exist solely so that dwarven males can mail each other mail shirts.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Add in Dwarven Post Offices, which exist solely so that dwarven males can mail each other mail shirts.

What happens if a dwarven female tries using one to fax her friend a breastplate?

[Eric Blank]

They both get hammered.

[Starver]

Fax a breastplate? That's anachronistic.

It ought to be eMaille.