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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 493902 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5700 on: December 02, 2023, 02:31:06 am »

Dont forget, the felt makers need to go insane after a few months.

In fact, any creature that has even a single point in the feltmaking skill should have a 10% chance to go mad every month.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5701 on: December 02, 2023, 06:30:36 am »

Well if fez hats aren't bad, what about if some dwarves like to wear fedoras, fake glasses and drive fixed-gear minecarts.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5702 on: December 04, 2023, 11:41:01 am »

New noble:  OSHA Inspector.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5703 on: December 05, 2023, 01:59:29 am »

Make every dwarf safety conscious, now a dwarf won't do anything that might not be safe, meaning they won't do pretty mush anything and will immediately abandon the fort the moment it is founded because of safety concerns.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5704 on: December 07, 2023, 04:19:13 pm »

Replace the DF theme song with Toccata Arpeggiata by Kapsberger.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5705 on: December 10, 2023, 03:23:13 am »

Update the graphics for vampires in the Steam version to make them sparkle.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5706 on: December 10, 2023, 05:11:10 pm »

Update the graphics for vampires in the Steam version to make them sparkle.

Werebeasts' humanoid sprites now always display as shirtless.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5707 on: December 11, 2023, 08:41:39 am »

But the upper half is displayed in ascii
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5708 on: December 11, 2023, 01:28:37 pm »

Draw junk on them, then censor it with ascii instead of clothing.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5709 on: December 11, 2023, 04:38:43 pm »

Draw junk on them, then censor it with ascii instead of clothing.

Depending on the chosen ascii, that might be inneffective censorship.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5710 on: December 12, 2023, 02:12:32 am »

Replace all ASCII characters with pictures of penises and vaginas.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5711 on: December 16, 2023, 04:51:41 pm »

Add in Dwarven Post Offices, which exist solely so that dwarven males can mail each other mail shirts.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5712 on: December 16, 2023, 06:18:45 pm »

Add in Dwarven Post Offices, which exist solely so that dwarven males can mail each other mail shirts.

What happens if a dwarven female tries using one to fax her friend a breastplate?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5713 on: December 16, 2023, 06:30:37 pm »

They both get hammered.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5714 on: December 16, 2023, 06:44:38 pm »

Fax a breastplate? That's anachronistic.

It ought to be eMaille.
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