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[Blastbeard]

30 - Five other random royalty free songs start playing

Simultaneously.

0 - The game starts spawining clowns in your tavern

If this happens the clowns are initially passive, but if they don't witness a masterful performance soon enough they go ham on your entire fort.
"Play me the greatest song in the world, or I'll swallow your soul."

[!!Urist McMagmadiver!!]

Skills work in reverse, the more a dwarf does a task the worse they get at it.

[delphonso]

In my experience in real life, this is true.

[MachoNacho]

Give generated "clowns" a 10% chance to be actual clowns.

[Lunardog15]

yes

[!!Urist McMagmadiver!!]

Give generated "clowns" a 10% chance to be actual clowns.

Furthermore, mined "cotton candy" has a 10% chance to be unsuitable for crafting, and instead a delicious sweet.

[Urist McUristUrist]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Give "ringleaders" a 10% chance to start a clown civilization instead of a goblin one.

[Blastbeard]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Give "ringleaders" a 10% chance to start a clown civilization instead of a goblin one.

Officer Harmbaton, get the airlock.

Dwarves need toolboxes to carry all the nonexistent tools they don't actually use to do their jobs. The fact that these toolboxes make for excellent improvised weapons is a sad but not unexpected effect of proper craftsdwarfship.

[!!Urist McMagmadiver!!]

Dwarves have a 50% chance each year of turning into a goblin, and vice versa.

[nezclaw]

Dwarves have a 50% chance each year of turning into a goblin, and vice versa.

Some dwarves/goblins do so regularly

[BigUglyWorm]

Werebeasts.
Forgotten Beasts.
Were-Forgotten-Beasts.

[MachoNacho]

Add edible pants.

[King Zultan]

Add edible pants.

My favorite flavor.

[Iduno]

Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.

[nezclaw]

Add edible pants.

All pants are edible if you're hungry enough.

the dye adds flavor.