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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490147 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2460 on: November 01, 2020, 10:38:45 am »

Toady should add the ability to lobotomies dwarves as a way to fix their psychotic and troublesome ways, while doing this has a small chance to fix the problem it has a much higher chance to kill the dwarf or to leave it with only the ability to haul stuff.

This would become the default treatment for every noble.

Or POWs.
Or the guests so they'll stop stealing the artifacts.

You know what lets just put a sign in front of the fortress that says free lobotomies for everyone!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2461 on: November 01, 2020, 10:56:40 am »

Dwarves are unable to craft a specific item, embark with a wagon, trade, apply diplomacy, create furniture, carve fortresses in the earliest years of your fortress, because they haven't been invented yet!
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« Reply #2462 on: November 01, 2020, 03:38:07 pm »

Dwarves are unable to craft a specific item, embark with a wagon, trade, apply diplomacy, create furniture, carve fortresses in the earliest years of your fortress, because they haven't been invented yet!

More seriously, technology tree would be interesting to simulate in Legends mode, and we could have societies where industrial revolution could begin and other without agriculture.
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« Reply #2463 on: November 02, 2020, 03:55:37 am »

Dwarves are unable to craft a specific item, embark with a wagon, trade, apply diplomacy, create furniture, carve fortresses in the earliest years of your fortress, because they haven't been invented yet!

More seriously, technology tree would be interesting to simulate in Legends mode, and we could have societies where industrial revolution could begin and other without agriculture.

New gamemode - troglodyte horde
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King Zultan

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« Reply #2464 on: November 02, 2020, 07:51:57 am »

C.H.U.D.'s should be added to the game as a playable race.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2465 on: November 02, 2020, 09:19:27 am »

Damn dirty apes should be added to the game as a playable race.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2466 on: November 02, 2020, 10:44:21 am »

If a dwarf dies, every single dwarf stands still for a minute in rememberance, no matter where they are, and no matter how many goblins are currently assaulting them.
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« Reply #2467 on: November 02, 2020, 11:58:20 am »

When the temperature rises as the barometers gets low, there's a chance for male members of any races to rain outside. Female dwarves, elves, humans and goblins will run out and let themselves absolutely soaking wet. This would be the doing of a goddess tied to nature.
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« Reply #2468 on: November 02, 2020, 12:11:55 pm »

(Would that be an unprecedented event througout the entire recorded annals of all prior known happenings?)

Bowls of petunias spontaneously fall, along with all those creatures.[Cetacean needed]
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« Reply #2469 on: November 02, 2020, 12:18:21 pm »

It would happen in the streets of human villages and all places to-go.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2470 on: November 02, 2020, 06:47:39 pm »

Dwarves can fly but only if they fall and forget to hit the ground.

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« Reply #2471 on: November 03, 2020, 07:05:05 am »

You know everything sometimes wishes it could fly, so lets let everything be able to by getting rid of that annoying gravity, and you know what else some things wish they could go to space, so lets bring space closer to them by getting rid of that annoying atmosphere that keeps space away.
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« Reply #2472 on: November 03, 2020, 09:07:36 am »

(Everyone knows that you get rid of gravity by getting rid of air...)

If we can't do that, we need a new material: Cavorite.

Build a cavorite fortress upon a single lever-linked pillar (after careful haulage, perhaps tied onto wheel barrows, and no open-to-sky stockpiles) and pull it. Not a cave-in, but a cave-out (/up).
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« Reply #2473 on: November 03, 2020, 09:12:08 am »

New spheres:

[ANNOY]
[GRAVITY]
[CAVE-UP]
[FLOAT]
[CHUD]
[LOBOTOMY]

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2474 on: November 03, 2020, 05:16:49 pm »

(Everyone knows that you get rid of gravity by getting rid of air...)

If we can't do that, we need a new material: Cavorite.

Build a cavorite fortress upon a single lever-linked pillar (after careful haulage, perhaps tied onto wheel barrows, and no open-to-sky stockpiles) and pull it. Not a cave-in, but a cave-out (/up).

I would suggest a particule, which could be used to make things being able to fly in the sky. Some might use it to build cities in the sky.
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