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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490370 times)

BigUglyWorm

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2730 on: December 23, 2020, 02:37:37 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 23, 2020, 05:20:04 am
Quote from: Bumber on December 23, 2020, 04:12:04 am
The profits of DF fund the digging of a deep hole in the ground, hidden under a circus tent.
If there aren't clowns in the underworld, we'll put them there!
Sounds like it's time to crack open the Kola super-deep borehole.
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Quote from: King Zultan on November 18, 2018, 04:24:36 am
We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2731 on: December 24, 2020, 12:10:23 am »
A new workshop in which dead bodies are turned into tamales.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2732 on: December 24, 2020, 04:28:30 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 24, 2020, 12:10:23 am
A new workshop in which dead bodies are turned into tamales Soylent Green.
FTFY

"Soylent Green is people!"
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2733 on: December 24, 2020, 10:38:33 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 24, 2020, 04:28:30 am
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 24, 2020, 12:10:23 am
A new workshop in which dead bodies are turned into tamales Soylent Green deader bodies.
FTFY

"Soylent Green is people!"
FTFY
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2734 on: December 25, 2020, 03:55:41 am »
Kobolds leave useless crap in place of the items they steal.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Urist McUristUrist

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« Reply #2735 on: December 25, 2020, 12:54:49 pm »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 25, 2020, 03:55:41 am
Kobolds leave useless crap in place of the items they steal.
Kobolds leave literal useless crap in place of the items thay steal.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2736 on: December 25, 2020, 12:59:35 pm »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2737 on: December 25, 2020, 01:53:01 pm »
Nooóoooóoooooooo
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2738 on: December 25, 2020, 02:12:13 pm »
yes
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It is good to choose your battles. It is better to choose your wars.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2739 on: December 25, 2020, 05:52:25 pm »
When faced with a wall of solid rock, giant earthworms begin a tedious and highly technical discussion which causes the wall to open up and let them through just to get rid of them.
« Last Edit: December 25, 2020, 05:54:55 pm by A_Curious_Cat »
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2740 on: December 25, 2020, 07:17:02 pm »
Quote from: Urist McUristUrist on December 25, 2020, 12:59:35 pm
Add furry strip clubs.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=177694.0

Players should have to watch a very realistic 3D depiction of this.
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"Just tell me about the bits with the forest-defending part, the sociopath part is pretty normal dwarf behavior."

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2741 on: December 26, 2020, 03:48:35 am »
Looks like people found my comment and I have an idea of how to make it better, lets enhance it by allowing every stripper represent a different fetish, also it be in HYPER REALISTIC 3D AND BE VR COMPATIBLE!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2742 on: December 26, 2020, 08:22:34 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 26, 2020, 03:48:35 am
Looks like people found my comment and I have an idea of how to make it better, lets enhance it by allowing every stripper represent a different fetish, also it be in HYPER REALISTIC 3D AND BE VR COMPATIBLE!
"I'm gonna start my own fortress, with blackjack and hookers!"
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Quote from: King Zultan on November 18, 2018, 04:24:36 am
We must prepare for the Vomitpocalypse.

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2743 on: December 27, 2020, 12:08:29 am »
New profession:

Dwarven “Strippers” who strip the paint off of things.  Given that paint and painting haven’t been implemented yet, the strippers just hang out in your tavern.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Bumber

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #2744 on: December 27, 2020, 01:01:31 am »
Quote from: A_Curious_Cat on December 27, 2020, 12:08:29 am
New profession:

Dwarven “Strippers” who strip the paint off of things.  Given that paint and painting haven’t been implemented yet, the strippers just hang out in your tavern.

Sometimes they strip the engravings off walls, or decorations off objects. They don't respect designations like stone detailers do.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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