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[rico6822]

Since you can pretty much get surrounded and dodge all attacks with extremely high dodger skill the player shoud also be able to dodge poison gas, webs and fire breath.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Since you can pretty much get surrounded and dodge all attacks with extremely high dodger skill the player shoud also be able to dodge poison gas, webs and fire breath.

Sounds like a good suggestion.  At least as long as there’s somewhere safe to dodge to…

[delphonso]

Legendary dodgers can dodge so hard they disappear entirely only to show up in the next fort you make in that save.

[rico6822]

Since you can pretty much get surrounded and dodge all attacks with extremely high dodger skill the player shoud also be able to dodge poison gas, webs and fire breath.

Sounds like a good suggestion.  At least as long as there’s somewhere safe to dodge to…

If you can't dodge them already that means they are supposted to be unavoidable. You can already dodge ice thrown by some intelligent undead with spell.

[rico6822]

The main theme of the game should be replaced with main theme for Dark Souls.

[rico6822]

Every time the player's computer clock is set to April 1st the game is ruined by memes which affect gameplay. This can be disabled in options menu or triggered constantly.

[rico6822]

The main protagonist of every world is a Toad Man. He starts with high analytical ability but not superior.

[rico6822]

Upon reaching extremely high character level regular encounters with wildlife enemies are replaced with megabeasts. Eventually the only encounterable enemies both on surface and underground are gigantic steel flying spiders that throw deadly dust.

[rico6822]

Arcade minigames.

[rico6822]

Combat system in adventure mode is reworked to act as the one in Punchout so nostalgic gamers can enjoy Dwarf Fortress for once.

[rico6822]

In order to interest conservative gamers to play Dwarf Fortress there is always at least one human civ generated to be like USA but due to the game's setting it's medieval. Now they no longer have to be stuck with Call of Duty and World of Tanks.

[rico6822]

All dwarven laws now strictly prohibit killing cats exactly like in ancient Egypt. There is death penalty for butchering a cat.

[rico6822]

Fast travel should be removed from the game due to it's several unrealistic shenanigans.

[rico6822]

The largest world possible has the size close to the moon. All world generation options in the game should now be much bigger to the point of annoyance.

[rico6822]

All adventure mode player characters should have the least personality possible even if it means not having any needs to enter focused state. That way the player can more easily inject his own personality to the character and change it at will.