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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490320 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4140 on: January 30, 2022, 05:00:36 am »

The borders of a civilizations lands should be marked by the citizens of that land peeing on trees at the border.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4141 on: January 30, 2022, 05:56:01 pm »

Paperwork. To be submitted by the player.

Each dig, each build, each lever-pulling, every civil/legal/martial decision needs to be accompanied by fully-documented requests for authorisation, and the rest.

Yes, you can still flood the surface with magma, but you need the proper planning permissions, environmental impact statements, liability waivers for third parties and agents...
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« Reply #4142 on: January 31, 2022, 01:44:29 pm »

Paperwork. To be submitted by the player.

Each dig, each build, each lever-pulling, every civil/legal/martial decision needs to be accompanied by fully-documented requests for authorisation, and the rest.

Yes, you can still flood the surface with magma, but you need the proper planning permissions, environmental impact statements, liability waivers for third parties and agents...
Mandatory bidding contests between contractors for every single task.  You have to take whoever charges the least, even if they're completely incompetent actually to do it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4143 on: February 01, 2022, 06:05:55 pm »

Gelding now produces “geldables”, which cooks can combine with alcohol to create “preserved geldables”.  “Preserved geldables” are, for some reason, a highly valuable trade good.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4144 on: February 01, 2022, 06:51:31 pm »

Due to dwarf ethics, "geldables" of sentients can't be eaten, but it doesn't prevent said "geldables" from being a common food preference.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4145 on: February 02, 2022, 04:18:06 am »

Some dwarves get bad thoughts being near any dwarves eating "geldables" or just the "geldables" on their own.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4147 on: February 02, 2022, 01:45:06 pm »

Especially if geldables are made gildable.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4148 on: February 03, 2022, 05:08:44 am »

When kicked at their geldables, dwarves kneel down and die.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4149 on: February 03, 2022, 04:31:18 pm »

When gaming is added to taverns, dwarves can bet their geldables and/or other body parts.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4150 on: February 03, 2022, 05:48:38 pm »

Trophies can be made out of geldables, so a visitor from another civ (with ethics allowing it) might be wearing a -dwarf geldable crown- or a -elf geldable ring-.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4151 on: February 03, 2022, 08:48:10 pm »

why are you cowards using the word geldable
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4152 on: February 04, 2022, 04:17:06 am »

why are you cowards using the word geldable
Because no one wants to think about wearing a crown made of dicks.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4153 on: February 04, 2022, 11:23:00 am »

Because no one wants to think about wearing a crown made of dicks.

Strictly speaking, that's not the part which gets removed by gelding.



Add tooth infections.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4154 on: February 04, 2022, 12:09:47 pm »

Nutsack crown.

There, hope you guys are happy.
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