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King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4275 on: February 28, 2022, 03:10:01 am »
Replace dwarves with toads and rename the game Toady Fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4276 on: February 28, 2022, 06:25:04 pm »
Due to the success of replacing dwarves with toads, every species is replaced with toads.
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Uthimienure

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4277 on: February 28, 2022, 07:49:13 pm »
Likewise, all thrones/chairs are replaced by, you guessed it... toadstools.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4278 on: February 28, 2022, 08:11:37 pm »
To combat the proliferation of toads, all toads are replaced with toads.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4279 on: March 01, 2022, 02:39:40 am »
All stone in game has been replaced with blocks of toads and the entire world has been made in the shape of a toad.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4280 on: March 02, 2022, 03:43:46 pm »
The section(s) of this thread which used to describe worlds made of 100% dwarves now describe the same scenarios with 100% toad.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2022, 03:43:08 pm by Mobbstar »
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4281 on: March 02, 2022, 10:35:06 pm »
The forum becomes toad12toads, then the internet becomes the toadernet
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4282 on: March 02, 2022, 10:42:45 pm »
Everything explodes into toads, including the players.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4283 on: March 02, 2022, 11:02:58 pm »
Toads explode into swarms of smaller toads.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4284 on: March 03, 2022, 02:15:07 am »
EVERYTHING IS TOADS!
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4285 on: March 03, 2022, 04:41:28 am »
Each toad's eyes contain a universe, with the left eye's universe a mirror image of the right eye's universe. Since everything is toads, there exists an infinite number of mirrored universes in an infinite number of toads' eyes. Each mirrored universe therefore contains an infinite number of mirrored universes, and so on, ad infinitum. All who think on this past the surface of the concept will promptly go insane. So the result is nothing but insane toads everywhere!
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FPS in Gravearmor (850+ dwarves) is 3-6 (v0.47.05 lives on).
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As we say in France: "ah, l'amour toujours l'amour"... François D.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4286 on: March 03, 2022, 12:41:11 pm »
In other words: it's toads all the way down.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4287 on: March 04, 2022, 05:02:02 pm »
Quote from: Uthimienure on March 03, 2022, 04:41:28 am
Each toad's eyes contain a universe, with the left eye's universe a mirror image of the right eye's universe. Since everything is toads, there exists an infinite number of mirrored universes in an infinite number of toads' eyes. Each mirrored universe therefore contains an infinite number of mirrored universes, and so on, ad infinitum. All who think on this past the surface of the concept will promptly go insane turn into a toad.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4288 on: March 05, 2022, 02:22:35 am »
Planets just randomly crash into Earth and just end the game. You can't turn it off either. Don't even try to go into Advanced World Generation and turn it off. Just deal with it. 🪐
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4289 on: March 05, 2022, 02:25:23 am »
The default state of all dwarves is insane.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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