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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490182 times)

brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4350 on: April 09, 2022, 08:27:27 pm »
Frogs should be toads or toad men, too.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4351 on: April 10, 2022, 12:41:46 pm »
Disappointment should be the strongest negative emotion.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4352 on: April 11, 2022, 01:08:27 am »
Dwarves should be given the ability to facepalm, and if the disappointment is high enough there is a possibility for the dwarf to put his palm through his own head.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4353 on: April 11, 2022, 02:30:04 am »
Facepalm cascades.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4354 on: April 11, 2022, 09:58:48 am »
New tree in Evil biomes, called face-palm.


Also, a frequent suggestion, this time from another thread:
Quote from: voliol on April 08, 2022, 10:48:13 am
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on April 08, 2022, 08:55:49 am
0 to two FPS?!

WHAT!?

Isn't that absolutely torturous?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4355 on: April 11, 2022, 12:00:37 pm »
OFFICIAL dance pad support.

Fanmade Stepmania levels of OST.

"You are deceased." in adventure mode is replaced with "YOU DIED" in the middle of the screen as ASCII animation.

One of the "dwarves" you start with is actually a toad man and you will always embark with 1 cat tamed by that toad man.

You can now also parry attacks like kicking or biting so just by doing nothing and just defending against one attack at the time with sword parrying you can cause your opponent to commit suicide.

Legendary dwarves cannot die because THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!!!

You now need to finish a video game development school in order to be legally permitted an ownership of this game.

Since martial trances are overpowered dwarves who finish them will go catatonic.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4356 on: April 12, 2022, 07:31:56 pm »
If a dwarf sees their spouse getting attacked, they will go into a marital trance.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4357 on: April 13, 2022, 12:34:11 am »
If a dwarf falls from a great height they bounce, this doesn't stop them from dying though.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4358 on: April 13, 2022, 06:34:14 am »
Ogres now can spawn in any region that is a swamp.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4359 on: April 13, 2022, 01:11:56 pm »
Ogres are now associated with the spheres of love and life.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4360 on: April 13, 2022, 01:30:14 pm »
Ogres now have "resemblance to onions" as a potential prefstring.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4361 on: April 14, 2022, 01:05:38 pm »
Magma crabs should fly and do literal bombing runs as they actually resemble birds.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4362 on: April 14, 2022, 01:28:55 pm »
Magma crabs and pigs should attack each other on sight...
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4363 on: April 14, 2022, 02:36:08 pm »
Magma should able to be cut into cubes in masons workshop.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4364 on: April 15, 2022, 02:14:20 am »
Quote from: Magmacube_tr on April 14, 2022, 02:36:08 pm
Magma should able to be cut into cubes in masons workshop.
You should be able to build fortresses out of the magma blocks, but anyone handling, moving, or even being near one will instantly burst into flames.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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