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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490407 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4680 on: July 10, 2022, 03:33:21 am »

Everything in game is scripted all actions and reactions are predetermined, instead of designing your own fortress you are only able to create what the games dictates and it's always the same fortress.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4681 on: July 11, 2022, 09:28:11 am »

In that same vein, you only ever have the same, predetermined adventure. Which is you walking in a forest for 30 seconds and getting eaten by wolves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4682 on: July 11, 2022, 04:07:49 pm »

Animal people make requests for specific types of vermin, or to deliver items to other animal people. They give clothes and leaves in return.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4683 on: July 12, 2022, 12:23:36 pm »

It should be possible to brew wood into methanol and consume it.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4684 on: July 16, 2022, 04:03:50 pm »

The map rewrite presumably will alter the underground, and also mountains/volcanoes generation... So rename it to the Caves & Cliffs update.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4685 on: July 16, 2022, 05:05:44 pm »

Bay 12 Games should sue Microsoft for stealing the concept of having a mangrove swamp distinct from other swamps.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4686 on: July 17, 2022, 02:15:30 am »

Bay 12 Games should sue earth for having mangrove swamps, as Bay 12 obviously came up with them first.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4687 on: July 19, 2022, 12:16:40 pm »

All wars have their battles replaced with legal battles in courts of law. Dwarves frequently decide to represent themselves instead of hiring competent legal representation, and start fist fights with the judge when they can't drink in the courtroom.



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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4688 on: July 21, 2022, 05:17:07 am »

Change Adventure Mode to be played in 1st person, and rename it to "Immersive Sim" mode.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4689 on: July 21, 2022, 11:56:47 am »

Bay 12 Games should sue earth for having mangrove swamps, as Bay 12 obviously came up with them first.

If Bay 12 was around before mangroves evolved in the late Cretaceous, then they should logically also sue the Earth for stealing just about everything else in DF. Including humans, of course.

Wow...December 2021's monthly report suddenly makes so much more sense to me. How did I miss what Zach was obviously trying to tell us about Bay 12's real identity?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4690 on: July 23, 2022, 04:23:33 pm »

Change Adventure Mode to be played in 1st person, and rename it to "Immersive Sim" mode.
Also you can't turn it off.  You're stuck in there.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4691 on: July 23, 2022, 05:54:09 pm »

Change Adventure Mode to be played in 1st person, and rename it to "Immersive Sim" mode.
Also you can't turn it off.  You're stuck in there.

And to increase immersion, fast travel is disabled. And you can't check maps anymore, unless if you have one, but even then it won't show where you are on it.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4692 on: July 23, 2022, 05:55:44 pm »

Also maps aren't yet implemented.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4693 on: July 23, 2022, 09:58:50 pm »

For the sake of ultimate realism, UI is disabled altogether since we don't have a convenient UI to help us live our lives IRL.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #4694 on: July 23, 2022, 10:44:22 pm »

Speak for yourself, my UI is very helpful and tells me to sleep, eat food, and occasionally be sad for no particular reason.
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