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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 486285 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5040 on: December 08, 2022, 02:44:12 am »

You must also be drunk to play, if you try the dwarves will know and refuse to work for someone who is sober.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5041 on: December 08, 2022, 08:20:47 am »

If your fortress is in a mountainous region and one of your miners sees a large stone pot, they'll climb into the pot and try to climb a mountain using only their pick.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5042 on: December 08, 2022, 08:27:31 am »

The game progresses at real time, with each dwarf day being an IRL day. It still takes dwarves the same number of dwarf days to get things done.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5043 on: December 08, 2022, 09:17:55 am »

Instead of having options and settings for the game to waste precious CPU cycles checking, just distribute different versions of DF for every possible combination of options.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5044 on: December 08, 2022, 05:01:24 pm »

Books now show their contents to the player when read in adventure mode, which consist of solely of the word "Title".
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5045 on: December 08, 2022, 08:41:12 pm »

  • Autism Accessibility Mode (Disables Graphics, Enables ASCII)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5046 on: December 08, 2022, 09:27:00 pm »

  • Autism Accessibility Mode (Disables Graphics, Enables ASCII)
  • Blindness Accessibility Mode (Disables both Graphics and ASCII)
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5047 on: December 09, 2022, 06:33:23 am »

Instead of having a special game mode for each individual disability, we should just cover them all with one special game mode, which is just a blank screen.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5048 on: December 09, 2022, 08:04:41 am »

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5049 on: December 09, 2022, 10:49:58 am »

  • Autism Accessibility Mode (Disables Graphics, Enables ASCII)
I'm both autistic and a preferred ASCII player. Have I been unconsciously contributing to a stereotype this whole time? XD

Time to switch to graphics, I guess.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5050 on: December 11, 2022, 09:58:57 am »

Add sound effects to everything.

This includes voice acting for all the speech stuff.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5051 on: December 11, 2022, 01:41:51 pm »

But use Microsoft Sam as the Fortress's default voice.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5052 on: December 11, 2022, 01:52:33 pm »

Add sound effects to everything.

This includes voice acting for all the speech stuff.

This should be combined with complete procedural generation of languages.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5053 on: December 11, 2022, 03:53:39 pm »

Add sound effects to everything.

This includes voice acting for all the speech stuff.

This should be combined with complete procedural generation of languages.

Make all procedurally generated languages use inhuman phonetics.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5054 on: December 12, 2022, 01:47:40 am »

Add sound effects to everything.

This includes voice acting for all the speech stuff.

This should be combined with complete procedural generation of languages.

Make all procedurally generated languages use inhuman phonetics.
Replace all languages with procedurally generated utterances.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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