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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 490115 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5130 on: January 01, 2023, 12:02:49 pm »

BEARD FOR THE BEARD GOD
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5131 on: January 01, 2023, 12:09:20 pm »

SOCKS FOR THE SOCK THRONE
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5132 on: January 01, 2023, 12:22:17 pm »

A new sphere should be added to the game:

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« Reply #5133 on: January 02, 2023, 01:56:05 am »

Any dwarf that doesn't worship at least one god of socks isn't really a dwarf but an elf in disguise!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5134 on: January 02, 2023, 03:13:42 am »

Dwarves use socks while admiring certain engravings.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5135 on: January 02, 2023, 03:29:46 am »

Or as an alternative, jars and figures.

Jars probably don't exist in current DF do they. Well, non-terrible suggestion: add jars!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5136 on: January 02, 2023, 08:30:58 am »

Spoiler: About jars... (click to show/hide)

Add nails to the game. These are required for building wooden structures, and you need a lot of them. Oh, and the nails are tools and shouldn't be in stacks.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5137 on: January 03, 2023, 01:39:14 pm »

Create two new cavern-dwelling creatures known as incels and weeaboos, respectively.



Spoiler: About jars... (click to show/hide)

Damn!  Those are some big-ass jars!  Those things have just as much capacity as a minecart!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5138 on: January 03, 2023, 02:58:28 pm »

Damn!  Those are some big-ass jars!  Those things have just as much capacity as a minecart!

Just like jugs! (It's just a copy of a jug with a new name. Also, minecart capacity is 500000.)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5139 on: January 03, 2023, 03:53:13 pm »

Damn!  Those are some big-ass jars!  Those things have just as much capacity as a minecart!

Just like jugs! (It's just a copy of a jug with a new name. Also, minecart capacity is 500000.)

Looking over the relevant article again, it appears that I must have meant to write wheelbarrow instead of minecart.

Anyways, these “jars” are definitely bigger than jugs.  Jugs have a capacity of 1,000, which these “jars” have a capacity of 10,000.

Edit:  forgot to link to the relevant article…
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5140 on: January 03, 2023, 04:32:51 pm »

Anyways, these “jars” are definitely bigger than jugs.  Jugs have a capacity of 1,000, which these “jars” have a capacity of 10,000.

Nah, jugs have 10000 container capacity in the raws. The article on storage capacity has the capacities 10 times smaller than in raws (the article on weight has the same amounts as raws, not sure why the articles have different values).

(Also, starting to be quite off-topic.)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5141 on: January 03, 2023, 04:43:56 pm »

If you create a dark blue container, it has a capacity far in excess of the actual tile (or other container) that it sits in.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5142 on: January 03, 2023, 04:48:12 pm »

If you have more than 150 dorfs in your fortress the color of things start makeing difference. Red gos fasta!
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5143 on: January 03, 2023, 04:51:27 pm »

Most dwarves are content with containers of the color blue, but some prefer red and are willing to face an unsettling truth about container capacities.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5144 on: January 04, 2023, 01:29:36 am »

In order to reduce the number of unhappy dwarves in a fortress, make it an act of treason to fail to be happy, and make treason punishable be summary execution.
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