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[King Zultan]

If hookers, blackjack, and blow are available they will drop what they're doing and use those items until they're gone or the dwarf using them is dead.

[Bumber]

Kobold hookers are attracted to fort taverns. They corrupt your dwarves to steal for them.

[Eric Blank]

Elf hookers are a shameful preference for some dwarves. Animal person and goblin hookers are more accepted.

[TurboDwarf]

Halfling hookers are all "secretly" FBI agents engaged in a catfishing op.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

Halfling hookers are all "secretly" FBI agents engaged in a catfishing op.

To anyone who wants to protest that halflings don't exist in vanilla DF, ask yourself whether that's just what the FBI wants you to think.

[Resmisal]

Druids. They're like necromancers. Necromancers for elves and they like trees. Kidnap a druid and let them touch the wood so your dorves create and sell elufi wooden crafts to elves. You were following the mera of the tree-knowers and the woodworks are ethana.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves can no longer mine or use stone, and from now on they can only make things off wood and plants they grow, they are also forbidden to cut down trees.

[Egan_BW]

Dwarves refuse to use stone unless in the form of grown stone items, ethically budded from the living earth without harming it. Attempting to sell mined stones to dwarves will make them angry and they may place a quota on the maximum number of tiles you may mine.

[Bumber]

Elves can animate plants to sing musical numbers about why cutting trees is bad.

[Criperum]

The only material dwarves can use for craft and build is dwarven beard felt.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Implement necro-romantic reanimation.

[delphonso]

Dwarves celebrate the coming of Spring by firing fireworks directly up from their position. If under a roof, the firework explodes them too.

[Bumber]

If your fort isn't properly lit, dwarves will use their beards as torches.

[brewer bob]

Some dwarves suffer from pyromania and like to light things on fire, such as the beards of other dwarves.

[TurboDwarf]

Dwarven beards grow fast enough to offset the rate at which they burn. Therefore, if a Dwarf's beard is NOT on fire, it will very quickly grow to encompass multiple tiles, and eventually the entire map.

Soon, all will be beard!