I focus on the next person who lands a hit on me and annihilate them!
Roll 3: You prepare to counterattack...
I'm going to go dig into some other cave now.
Roll 4: You manage to escape from the battlefield.
He stared. Then he remembered the weird gun in his pocket.
The Gun To Kill Time.
He had one bullet.
The Bullet To Kill The Past.
It was time. He loaded The Gun with The Bullet. There was no going back from going back, but this was worth it.
He shot the broken egg with The Gun To Kill Time's Bullet To Kill The Past, thus rewinding it into the past to make it whole and alive again.
Roll 1: You take aim at the egg... And MISS! The bullet then ricochets off the ground and hits you in the leg. Time rewinds for you. You take aim at the egg... And MISS! You missed both times! Your bullet then collides with another time bullet, presumably from when you missed a third time in the future, and the time bullet has been erased from the timeline altogether! You then discover that your pants have been sent further into the past than you did. Wow, that's really embarassing! Some nearby kobolds point and laugh at you.
...Just draw the left leg and watch Exodia punch the Dragon.
Roll 3: You put the Left Leg of the forbidden one into your hand, and have your Exodia attack... Unfortunately having four parts of exodia in play and one part in your hand doesn't really do anything for you. Also, you're not actually allowed to have more than one copy of those cards in your deck but you don't give a shit about that. Your Exodia punches the
Pink Dragon to inflict 15 damage!
... Then the
Pink Dragon counterattacks! Your incomplete Exodia has been defeated! You are also slightly injured because Exodia was in attack mode, so that obviously means you have less life points or something.
Smite the miserable kobolds from existence for kidnapping my baby Pink Dragon! Then continue to raise my baby Pink Dragon.
Roll 5: You smite two of the kobolds and a third one runs away. You manage to pick up your baby
Pink Dragon and manage to sneak away with it while the big
Pink Dragon is distracted by a nearby Exodia.
grab a pair of magnetic snakes and run under the dragon.
Then use the power of snake magnetims to attract the anvils and make them crash into the dragon.
Roll 6: You grab some Magnetic Snakes and slide underneath the
Pink Dragon. The anvils dislodge from the ceiling and smash the
Pink Dragon on the head, dealing a whopping 90 damage!
Smack the shit out of Yugi Angry Demon Noises over there before he summons Exodia. Have the conservationists help.
Roll 3: Looks like the immediate Exodia danger has passed, but you and your conservationists smack him around a bit anyway. You hear no objections from the conservationists as this guy sacrificed his own Gold colored Komodo Dragon, which is a threatened species!
Tell the commuter that I will reward him if he gets me some people to help me. Show him a $100 bill as incentive.
Roll 3: You offer the commuter a $100 bill. The commuter promises to let you know if he finds anyone who would be interested.
right, go find a poisonous potion (preferably nonlethal poison) and drink it. After that, destroy exodia for being too cheesy and punch Angry_Demon_Noises in the face for being a yugioh fan.
Roll 1: You manage to find a poisonous potion and drink it... Yeah, you're pretty sure that this was one of those lethal poisons. Also, the right arm of Exodia poofs back into existence. A nearby kobold then stabs you for good measure.
Improvise a glider and spear using the strange geometric objects.
Roll 6: You create a geo-glider and a geo-spear. You also stumble across a Time Bullet that was removed from some other reality. Finders keepers!
Woo! I HAVE SUPERPOWERS! YEAH!
CELEBRATORY PLASMABALL GAME WITH THE MAGNASNAKES! (Its like basketball, but with plasma balls!)
Roll 1: This idea is stupid and your s- wait. Did you just roll a 6? No. No you didn't. You suffer horrible plasma burns, and lose the plasmaball game 5 points to 1. Then the magna-snakes lose against a kobold team which makes you look even worse by comparison.
Quick mind control the kobolds and make them my slaves.
Roll 1: You invade the mind of a kobold, but then discover that some eldritch horror was already doing stuff with its mind. You are now posessed by some kind of phychic phantom!
Mount the Pink Dragon via my tentacle, then make it incinerate EVERYONE!
Roll 1: Well the good news is that you got to incinerate PART of everyone. The bad news is that this particular subset of everyone was you. You have been burned to death by an angry
Pink Dragon. On the bright side, at least you were the first person to die! You'll need to find some way to un-die now.
>Obtain all the bullets my minigun can fire. Do everything from making bullets, to finding them, to buying them. I don't care what kind, as long as they can fit in it.
Also, rename the minigun to 'Make it count.'
Roll 2: You make a few bullets, but a kobold stole them when you weren't looking!
Come late and convince the Kobolds I am the real Pink Dragon and they should attack the imposter.
Roll 6: You look nothing like a
Pink Dragon, so its just that much more impressive that you got a few of these idiots to believe that! a group of 10 Kobolds attack the
Pink Dragon to inflict 40 damage in total!
0cra_tr0per: Has a defective minigun that can only shoot all ammunition at once; and no ammunition
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Has a tribe-infecting virus card in play. Has a right arm of Exodia in play.
dragonman7887: Has a Baby Pink Dragon
CABL: Was burned to death.
Coolrune206: Has a few conservationists armed with deadly Spatula-swords as allies
Dustan Hache: Consumed a lethal poison
King Zultan: Has a gun, Is possessed by some kind of Psionic Phantom
KitRougard: Has a crushed leg.
Lenglon: Can turn into Magnetic Snakeman! Is badly hurt from plasma.
methylatedspirit: Is in the Void of Lost Space, Has a Geo-glider and a Geo-spear. Has a time bullet.
MonkeyMarkMario: Might get reinforcements
NJW2000: Is badly hurt
Rockeater: Convinced 10 kobolds he is a Pink Dragon
Yoink: In posession of 2 sniper rifles
There are Magnetic Snakes all over the place
There is a pot of greed here
Pink Dragon: 4439/5000 HP.
Kobold: 88 remaining
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