Rampage randomly around the battlefield.
Name:Scotty
Description:A Tyrannosaurus rex.
Starting Location:A field near the town.
Goal:Eat food.
gateway warp in more zealots
probes build proton cannons to defend the base
mother ship goes towards the thing that shot it to purge it in the purifier beam
void rays continue to guard the mother ship
star gate warps in a carrier
6v1,3,3,4,1
Scotty rampages through town, destroying what buildings were left, as a beam from the ship tries to shoot him but misses. Meanwhile at Lazarus’s base, the gateway continues warping in zealots while the probes begin work on the proton cannons which will take 2 turns to build. Lazarus has 60 zealots. Some Zerg birds try attacking the mothership but are shot by the void rays before they could do damage. The stargaze fails to warp in a carrier, but instead a Zerg egg is warped in.
(Did the six rats join me?)
"More invisible things to kill."
Quick everybody rush the invisible things and beat the shit out of 'em!
Name: King Zultan
Description: A three headed rat in kingly attire with one crown shared by all three heads, he's slightly shorter than the average human.
Starting Location: In the back room of an abandoned Blockbuster video store.
Goal: To rule over my own kingdom.
Inventory:
Key Snake
Knife
Crowbar
Zultan's Party: Everyone has a knife and a crow bar.
Tweedledee Zombie rat has ghost
Tweedledum Zombie rat has ghost
Reginald Rat
Jane Human
Ajohn Human
Melanie Human
Tazz 1 Human has ghost
Tazz 2 Human has ghost
Tazz 3 Human has ghost
6 Rats
4v5
You attack one of the invisible things but your crobar bounces off, making a sound like it hit metal.
4v5
Reginald’s crobar also bounces off of the creature, making the same metal sound.
6v3
Since crobars appear to fail, Jame stabs it with her knife. She hears what sounds like a music box sound of ray. When she takes out her knife, a thick black fluid oozes out, oil?
6v6
Ajohn also tries stabbing it in a different area, but the knife bounces off
2v2
Melanie misses the creature
4,2,2,4,5
Tweedledee, Tazz2 and Tazz3 snap out of their fear simultaneously. They rush the creature (3,4,1v3)
Tweedledee hits but doesn’t do damage, Tazz2 dents the metal, Tazz3 missed the target.
5-1 bleed v 3
The bleeding makes movement difficult, it attacks you but it only knocks you back a bit.
1v1-1 bleed
You manage to hit the creature in a weak spot, denting some metal
2v4-1 bleed
Reginald isn’t as lucky, finding a strong point in the metal where his knife bounces off.
3v2-1 bleed
Jane almost makes another hole by deepening a dent
6v1-1 bleed
Ajohn finishes making the hole, stabbing deep enough to stop it from moving.
The invisibility wears off and you all see what you fought. It was a humanoid Metal ststue with many dents and holes where it was stabbed. When it falls, the wall ahead of you opens, and Tweedledum and Tazz1 snap out of their fear. (Did you like this system that focused on the difference between the numbers or the previous one where the numbers themselves determined things?)
Vindicate death of ultramarine base by broadside of macrocannons
My company and personnel aboard this strike cruiser are the only ultramarine forces in this solar system, can anyone explain all those other ultramarines arriving out of nowhere and being everywhere ? Only obvious explanation is all those ultramarines being alpha legion infiltrators... Thas it, so many damn alpha legionaries
Send astropathic message reporting this solar system infiltration by forces of chaos and xenos to chapter master
4v4,5
You shoot at the lighthouse that fired the nuke, however the lighthouse appears to take no damage. You tell the chapter master about the threats. The chapter master tells you that it senses Protoss signals from Earth, and that it thinks they might help against the Zergs on the planet.
Name: Bowser
Description (Incase you don’t know already): Large, bipedal, Fire-breathing tortoise complete with claws on his fingers and toes, and spikes on his shell, and some red hair between two horns on his head. Yellow-orange skin, green shell.
Starting location: My freaking castle. There’s a lot of lava here too, so it’s like a hell-equivalent area
Goal: Conquer the world!! Crud maybe I will even build my own galaxy hahahahaha!
Owned vehicle: A clown copter with a built in cannon in the “mouth”
Current army: 1 pilot from Tokyo (wearing poison resistant armor)
Inventory: proton ray, Hypnosis ray, and blueprints for: animal translator, Romania translator, magic detector, and a rocket (size not determined, blueprint damaged)
Bah! Looks like we crashed yet another party!
Hand the pilot the proton ray, telling him not to fire unless I say so.
Fly down close to the ground, exit the clown copter, and casually walk towards the human and the birds.
Shoot down the flying heel.
1, 6v3, 2
The pilot listens, somewhat, and fires the proton ray as soon as you say the word “fire” which destroys a nearby tree as the human shoots your helicopter. Luckily, you were planning on landing anyway, unluckily, when you and the pilot exited the helicopter, parts of it were crushed. It won’t be able to fly again without repairs. You and the pilot walk towards the human and the birds, you being careful not to say the word “fire” again so the pilot doesn’t shoot when you don’t want him to. (Player characters have met, they can talk with each other if they choose)
Yhe claimaints of the gods, do you serve the ruinous powers too? Many beings like to use the chaos word after all, since the gods never trademarked it!
Kenneth goes forth to launch a raid on another nearby town for sacrifices! He needs to kill people to summon daemons, after all.
2
“We serve the Overmind, we are unsure if that is the power you refer to, let’s find a town”
You all search for s town, but the one you find is already burnt to the ground. There is no one left to kill here
“There is something we need to tell you, there is a ship burning our towns. If you help us find and destroy that ship, it will no longer kill things before we can.”
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