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[Il Palazzo]

Not if you carry a cane.

[TamerVirus]

It also requires getting into infection range

Not if you carry a cane.

The strategy here is to emulate a Retiarius gladiator: ensnare the target using a disposable mask net before moving in for the kill using the cane

[Sirus]

Ladies and gentlemen and others, I think the solution is clear.

Pikes. Allows one to quite literally go medieval on plague bearers without getting within coughing range!

[JoshuaFH]

Engage the phalanx formation! Shieldbearers with the sneeze guards up front, Lancers with spears in the back! Surround the Karens that won't put on a mask! Ask them politely, but firmly, to leave the store!

[Il Palazzo]

Remember, it's safe to touch them with eleven foot poles.

[nenjin]

Fire arrows for the remainder.

[King Zultan]

When I'm preparing for battle against the plague bearers should I wear a mask under my heaume?

[Il Palazzo]

Come now, we've been living with covid for years now. Don't you know the WHO guidelines by heart? The plague doctor mask goes over your bascinet.
You also need to put a frog in your pants to rebalance the humours.

[bloop_bleep]

You need the catapult to throw the plague-bearers into enemy cities so the plague spreads to them.

Wait, what were we trying to do again?

[Starver]

That, I think.

[King Zultan]

No matter what we're doing catapulting plague-bearers into enemy cities is always relevant to what's happening.

[Vector]

Asshole close to Kari Lake: "We need to quarantine and isolate all the folks of the LGBT community. We need to find all of them. We need to hunt them down and put them into isolation camps for their own protection."

I can see we're gonna have a totally normal election year here in the US of A

[heydude6]

Wouldn't be the first time the government did something like that to minorities. Is it any wonder then that people were afraid the government doing that to them during Covid?

Abuses of power erode trust in power. Impartiality is vital for a stable society.

[EuchreJack]

Asshole close to Kari Lake: "We need to quarantine and isolate all the folks of the LGBT community. We need to find all of them. We need to hunt them down and put them into isolation camps for their own protection."

I can see we're gonna have a totally normal election year here in the US of A

That is concerning. The question becomes how the candidate responds (if at all) to their supporter's statements.
Also: It's Arizona. The A is for Asshole State.
A
For
Assholes

[hector13]

She has apparently so far refused to condemn him.

Unfortunate, considering he appears to be quite bananas.