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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1396505 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16800 on: December 10, 2022, 08:31:10 am »

That is total gibberish.




Mehrmaliges kleben verringert die Klebewirkung des Aufklebers.  Bitte versichern Sie sich, dass Sie es an der richtigen Stelle anbringen.


And that's going simple, I am very confident that the germanest germans would prefer employing some form of "haften" (which could be confounded for legal liability, that's why I didn't) and auftragen (which usually refers to delegating work, but the composite words do mean "putting on" (like a lotion))



It litterally says stickiness instead of adhesivness lol.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16801 on: December 13, 2022, 03:00:34 am »

Later I spent 10 minutes watching a live stream of a crowd watching a guy eat a rotisserie chicken.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16803 on: December 17, 2022, 11:58:53 am »

I would only argue that that's only funny in context, because if you're not familiar with novels posts it would sound like a perfectly normal thing for someone to say.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16804 on: December 17, 2022, 04:21:04 pm »

See, I don't think of the thread title as a logical conjunction statement.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16805 on: December 18, 2022, 02:15:27 am »

Yes, I've always read the title as "post quotes that are funny when taken out of context, and quotes that are funny."
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« Reply #16806 on: December 18, 2022, 03:26:37 am »

Yes, I've always read the title as "post quotes that are funny when taken out of context, and quotes that are funny."
That's what I've always thought this tread was for.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16807 on: December 22, 2022, 07:06:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16808 on: December 22, 2022, 08:57:15 pm »

If someone told me "hey, man, posting that frog makes you look like an asshole" I for one would simply choose to not post the frog that makes me look like an asshole

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16809 on: December 23, 2022, 05:50:37 am »

Oooh my.. I am fine with a little spanking in our dungeon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16810 on: December 23, 2022, 12:39:21 pm »

Multiple Turnipís worth of chemicals on a single thing can surely have no long term health risks
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16811 on: December 31, 2022, 11:28:34 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16812 on: January 02, 2023, 05:43:17 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16813 on: January 03, 2023, 11:17:27 am »

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« Reply #16814 on: January 14, 2023, 03:47:23 am »

just...a friendly naked guy. I'm tempted to go kill it, I'm sure no-one will mind.
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